Hnqnsbkqk okay I want to give content but I'm so dry on ideas! I have two or three oneshots written but I hate the plots and pacing and everything. Therefore this is my last resort. And I'll actually give y'all a promise- you can request a oneshot about any of the incorrect quotes below. Just say that you want a oneshot about it in the comments and I'll write it asap! Hope you enjoy and please please request stuff ;-; also most of these aren't original lol

TFC: GIVE ME FIVE JUMPING JACKS!

ZIT trio: *do jumping jacks*

TFC: NOW GIVE ME FIVE SIT UPS!

ZIT trio: *do sit ups*

TFC: NOW CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH!!

ZIT trio: *mix of delighted and confused cha-cha-ing*

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Iskall: wAKeY wAkeY rEn!

Ren: *groans and sits up in bed* what the heck man?

Doc: *sitting up next to him* Yeah man what the f-

Iskall: OHHHHHHHH-

(This oneshot wouldn't be dirty it would just be funny don't worry :3 )

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Mumbo and Iskall: *doing something stupid*

Grian: And I thought I was the dumb one!

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Zedaph: Frick this shit I'm out *yeets self into recycling can*

(Yes I can make this a one shot yes it would be a high school au yes it would be glorius-)

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Xisuma: You always pick fights...

Biffa: No! This is my first time!!

Random girl: Just the other day, you punched Jason in math class cause he was 'looking at you weird'

Biffa: *flipping her off* nobody asked you rEBECCA-

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BDubs: *on the phone* wHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF CAKE?! YOU'RE A BAKERY-

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Scar: *having a dance party with Jellie*

Cub: *entering the room* What are you doing-

Scar: *flustered and slightly embarrassed* Uhm...

Cub: -without me! *joins in dancing*

Scar: :D

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Bdubs: *running out of insults* Well you- um- you- you walk funny!

Doc: *genuinely hurt* hOW DARE YOU-

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Wels: Oh my gosh, Jevin, what're you doing on that branch! 

Jevin: Just hanging around haha!

*Branch cracks*

Jevin: *hoarsley* h e l p

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Ren: WAKE ME UP!

Bdubs: WAKE ME UP INSIDEEE!

Grian: CANT WAKE UP

xB: WAKE ME UP INSIIIIDEEE!

Tango: S A V E M E ! ! !

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False: *holding a sword* boi don't try me-

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Impulse: W-what are you-

Tango: *stuck in a desk* Don't ask.

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Ren: *has broken leg* I- uh- please help it hurts.

School Nurse: Just walk it off you're fine!

Ren: Wh-

Doc, who's carrying him: But his leg-

School Nurse: *yeets some ice at them* There you go!

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And yep that's all of them! If you have an idea or request please comment it. Thanks! <3