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Doc & Ren: *flirting aggressively*
Grian: what the hell are they doing?
Iskall: they're flirting i think...

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Grian: Tango I dare you to lick lava
Tango: sure
Impulse: you Are a hazard to society...
Zedaph: and a coward! take a whole sip.
Tango: *grabs bucket of lava*
*chugs half the bucket*
Grian:
Impulse:
Zedaph:
Tango: why are you guys looking at me like that?

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Tango: *half alseep* *sitting with Impulse and Zedaph on the couch*
Inpulse: *starts scratching the base of tango's horns*
Tango: *purring contently leaning into the touch* I could kill you. You know that right.

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Grian: please can I say just one swear word?
Xisuma: fine. Fine get it over with
Grian: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!!!
Xisuma: *falls backwards*

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Scar: I'm pregnant.
Cub: your biologically male
Scar: will you help me raise our child?
Cub: did you get another cat?
Scar: *pulls cat from shirt* her name is peanut butter. Now we have peanut butter & Jellie!

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Xisuma: Mumbo how do you like your popcorn?
Mumbo: like my boyfriend.
Xisuma: *looks at grian* we don't have ugly popcorn
Xisuma: Ren how do want your popcorn?
Ren: like my boyfriend.
Xisuma: sooo extra salty, with a side of salt that's covered in salt.
Ren: yes.

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Tango: *awake at 4am* isn't weird how when a computer over heats it freezes?
Impulse: I love you but please go to bed.

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Impulse: did you two eat all the powdered doughnuts?
Tango & Zedpah: *mouths full* noooo
Impulse: really? then what's that white powder on your shirts and face?
Zedaph: *lying* cocaine...
Tango: *nods*

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Mumbo: why, why me!
Grian: you know you love me.

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Cleo: I dare you to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Joe: you thought you just did something didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the english lexicon.
Cleo: how the fuck do you know this!

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Ren: *hugs doc*
Doc: what the fuck is this!?
Ren: affection
Doc: disgusting.
Ren:...
Doc:...
Doc: do it again.

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Tango: I just as an awful dream...
Impulse: well what was it about?
Tango: we got married....
Impulse and Zedaph: WEVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS ALREADY! Your sleeping on the couch tonight.

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Xisuma: hah what idiots.
Xisuma: *looks at the rest of the hermitcraft*
Xisuma: wait those are my idiots!

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Everyone: *t-posing in a large circle
around Xisuma*
Xisuma: *crying*

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Joe: you know that can kill you right?
Xisuma, Mumbo, Doc: *eating Redstone* we're trying to speed up the process
Grian & Scar: *eating cookie dough* *nodding*

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