Trigger warnings: suggestive wording ;)

Just a few random head cannons.

Grian-
Brain cells: 0.5
Sexuality: gay
Innocence: surprisingly yes
Top/Bottom: bottom

Tango-
Brain cells: 1
Sexuality: poly gay
Innocence: no
Top/bottom: bottom (which is rare
for demons)

Scar-
Brain cells: 10
Sexuality: gay
Innocence: yes
Top/bottom: unknown

Xisuma-
Brain cells: 15
Sexuality: asexual
Innocence: yes
Top/bottom: unknown

Iskall-
Brain cells: 2
Sexuality: bi
Innocence: no
Top/bottom: top

Zedaph-
Brain cells: 0.5
Sexuality: poly gay
Innocence: no
Top/bottom: bottom

Mumbo-
Brain cells: 2.5
Sexuality: pan
Innocence: yes
Top/bottom: top

Stress-
Brain cells: yes
Sexuality: pan
Innocence: yes
Top/bottom: unknown

Joe-
Brain cells: 12
Sexuality: asexual
Innocence: unknown
Top/bottom: unknown

Ren-
Brain cells: 1
Sexuality: gay
Innocence: no
Top/bottom: bottom

Impulse-
Brain cells: 1.5
Sexuality: poly pan
Innocence: no
Top/bottom: top

Cub-
Brain cells: 5
Sexuality: pan
Innocence: yes
Top/bottom: unknown

Doc-
Brain cells: 1
Sexuality: unknown
Innocence: no
Top/bottom: top

Etho-
Braincells: 7
Sexuality: unknown
Innocence: yes
Top/bottom: unknown

Cleo-
Braincells: yes
Sexuality: unknown
Innocence: yes
Top/bottom: unknown

XB-
Braincells: 5
Sexuality: pan
Innocence: unknown
Top/bottom: unknown

Keralis-
Braincells: 2
Sexuality: gay
Innocence: unknown
Top/bottom: unknown

False-
Brain cells: yes
Sexuality: unknown
Innocence: unknown
Top/bottom: top

Bdubs-
Brain cells: 1
Sexuality: pan
Innocence: unknown
Top/bottom: unknown

As for the remaining hermits... I don't know enough about them to create head cannons for... soooo for now they will remain completely unknown.
Yes I purposely gave Team ZIT 3 braincells to share.

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
      Best regards,
           SharkBait.