Word Count : 1012

Warning : Strong Language

Plot : So you know in my Mumbo Headcanon chapter that not a lot of Hermits have heard him swear?

Well- what if some of the Hermits did?

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Doc always liked to think that he knew his fellow server mates pretty well. Sure they'd surprise him every now and again but otherwise Doc thought he knew a lot of the Hermits pretty well.

This included how much annoyance and bull shit a hermit could take until they cursed out. Either purposely or not.

Doc can proudly say that he's been the one to cause some of the most mellow Hermits, such as Joe, Keralis, Wels and even Xisuma to cuss out in annoyance, anger or confusion.

Though one mellow hermit seemingly didn't swear no matter what was thrown at him. Mumbo.

The guy always used these weird British words and phrases that sounded dorky and ridiculous.

Some examples being-

"Oh my word!"

"Gosh that just ruffles my feathers yeah?"

"I'm baffled, absolutely baffled."

"That's so stupid yeah? Why won't it work?"

Just to name those few kid friendly phrases that the mustached hermit uses. Hell Doc has heard SCAR of all Hermits swear more than Mumbo.

It honestly the non-cursing got painful to listen to after awhile. How did Iskall put up with the brit?

Currently Doc was with Bdubs, Ren, Iskall, Grian, Xisuma, Mumbo, Scar, Cub, Keralis and Biffa in the shopping district. The eleven were all the only ones online right now and they were just spending time together. And right now, Biffa was telling a story.

"The madman, rushes up to the guy with the grenade and pulls the pin from it. Then he shoves the guy down the stairs and immediately bolts back towards cover!"

Bdubs was listening with great interest. "Wait really?! And they got out of that alive?"

Biffa laughed. "The fucking madman, pulls a grenade pin, shoves the grenade holder down the stairs and ducks for cover as the guy is falling down the stairs and lives to tell the story."

Bdubs, who was sitting next to Mumbo quickly went and covered MJ's ears. "Hey! Let's keep the language Pg13!" He said, a smiling forming on his face.

Mumbo merely laughed, shaking his head and shooing Bdub's hands away. "Oh come on mate! Don't let me stop you from swearing away yeah?"

"Im convinced you can't swear man." Doc commented, looking at the mustached hermit.

Xisuma quickly spoke up. "Oh boy, trust me, he can."

Ren looked at the Admin. "Well we keep hearing it from you but you and Keralis won't tell us anything about it!"

Scar spoke up next. "Mumbo just has a really strong filter." Scar gestured vaguely with his hand.

Cub chuckled beside him. "Scar, I've heard you swear before and I'd say you have a strong filter too."

Mumbo looked at the other ten Hermits. "I don't have that strong of a filter!"

Keralis shrugged ever so slightly. "Well... you've got a much stronger one than most of us here right now."

Iskall went and hugged the second tallest hermit, grinning. "MJ you're just too sweet to curse like us."

Doc had his arms crossed over his chest. "I'm still convinced he can't swear."

Keralis chuckled, speaking up. "Lets not pressure Mumbo into cursing just for us to hear what it sounds like."

Grian looked at Keralis. "Easy for you to say! You've heard him swear before!"

Keralis looked back down at the ground. "It was cursed. It was really cursed."

Bdubs threw his hands in the air. "That just makes everyone else want to hear Mumbo curse even more!"

Mumbo who was simply listening until then, spoke up. "Just because I don't swear doesn't mean I can't. I just prefer to use other words other than profanities."

Doc shook his head. "Still not convinced man."

Ren nodded his head. "Yeah, I've gotta agree with Doc. I'm not convinced that you even are capable of saying profanities, Mumbo. Which is perfectly fine!"

Cub cleared his throat, shaking his head. "No I really wanna hear Mumbo swear now."

Xisuma sighed, looking at the other Hermits. "Seriously guys? This is peer pressure."

Scar meekly raised his hand. "Well, I agree with X. This is technically peer pressure."

Biffa, who had had his camera recording for awhile looked at the others. "Ok but isn't there like a good kind of peer pressure and a bad kind of peer pressure?"

Xisuma looked at Biffa. "No peer pressure is-" he stopped. "Wait are you recording?"

Doc spoke up again. "Mumbo is just so innocent that he can't possibly swear."

Ren nodded. "I'd have to agree with that."

Bdubs let out a huff. "Oh please! I bet he can! Besides Keralis and X have heard him swear!"

Iskall gestured to them. "But they haven't told anyone what he sounds like or what he said."

Mumbo raised his index finger. "They haven't told anyone because I asked them not to."

Cub looked at the mustached hermit. "So you're admitting that you have sworn before."

Grian looked at his partner. "Really? I honestly didn't think you had it in you to do so."

Mumbo sighed sharply. "Do people really wanna hear me say a profanity that badly?" He questioned, looking at the group.

Cub, Doc, Bdubs, Biffa, Grian, Iskall, Ren and Scar all made eye contact with the mustached hermit and replied in unison. "Yes. We really do."

Mumbo blinked. "Wow. Ok."

Xisuma and Keralis both shared looks with each other before looking back to the mustached hermit.

Mumbo cleared his throat, then locked eyes with Doc. "Bitch."

Doc flinched, looking startled. "Wha-?!"

Both of Mumbo's partners looked just as shocked as Doc, looking at the black haired hermit.

The others in the group fell into a silent shock.

Grian than looked to Biffa. "Tell me you got that on recording."

Biffa nodded.

Iskall then went and covered Mumbo's mouth with his hand, staring at the taller Hermit. "Never again."

Fin

XDDD I was laughing while I was writing this- its beautiful!