Word Count : 874

Warning : You already know what's gonna happen

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XenoVoid : Alright. Confess up you fucks. Who ate my cheese puffs?

Welsknight : What? And do watch your language around the children.    >:[

Grian : Who the fuck you callin a children?

Joe Hills : Obviously the person who doesn't use proper words.  -_-

Grian : oeufiwjriwhcisbeighqorjw

Docm77 : Ha! Yeah G, you're a fetus >:)

XisumaVoid : Guys, its 2:36am. Go. The. Fuck. To. Sleep.

XenoVoid : I'm trapping all of your bases till someone fesses up about my cheese puffs

XisumaVoid : Xeno

XisumaVoid : Why are you up right now?

Grian : Why are any of us up right now?

Grian : Also how is he still here?

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StressMonster101 : I wish we had phones right now. ;-;

TangoTek : Stress, the Comm Devices are pretty much a phone already

StressMonster101 : I know! But I wanna send real heart emojis and animal photos and all that other random cute pet shit that people send to each other!

ImpulseSV : Ya know, maybe if all us Redstoners and Xisuma all band together, maybe we could get something like that.

Iskall85 : Lol, just thinking about how all you Redstoners would make the ultimate nerd of doom

ZedaphPlays : Iskall... aren't you a Redstoner too?

Grian : Why y'all doing drugs? Drugs =bad

Docm77 : You fetus -_-

StressMonster101 : If all you tech guys could do that, that would be so great!

TangoTek : We'll see what we can do.  :)

ZombieCleo : So we're gonna ignore that Doc called Grian a fetus?

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Cubfan135 was slain by FalseSymmetry

GTWScar : Wait what are you both doing right now??!

XisumaVoid : o_o

FalseSymmetry : itieh risbi fheifjaifjw ifbwif heidid icidognsz

Mumbo Jumbo : Uhh, should we be worried?

Cubfan135 : Don't ask. Please.

FalseSymmetry : CONSIDER THAT A FUCKING WARNING YOU BITCH

TinFoilChef : Why must this happen?

Cubfan135 : Please don't ask. Its super embarrassing.

FalseSymmetry : Should've thought about that before you jumped out and scared the shit out of me. >:(

Cubfan135 : I didn't think your first reaction would be- 'Swing first, questions later'!!

GTWScar : Cubby... even I can't defend you there

Docm77 : tfw not even your business partner can defend you.

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XenoVoid was slain by XisumaVoid

XisumaVoid tried to swim in lava

Joe Hills : Children. Please. Stop fighting.

Biffa2001 : No no, you gotta be more offensive.

XenoVoid was impaled by XisumaVoid using XisumaVoid's Trident

Joe Hills : Excuse me?

Biffa2001 : Girls, girls. Calm down.

XisumaVoid was burnt to a crisp fighting XenoVoid

XenoVoid : Fuck you, Biffa

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ZombieCleo : So, Doc

Docm77 : Yee?

ZombieCleo : Why are you calling Grian a fetus?

TinFoilChef : Yeetus the fetus

Grian : Please don't yeet me anywhere

Docm77 : Why do I call Grian a fetus?

Docm77 : Simple.

Docm77 : He's short and acts like a baby.

ZombieCleo : Ah. Right then.

Grian : Best sleep with that robot eye online

Docm77 : Worth it

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Bdouble0100 : Random question out of the blue here but- Who is the most memey person on the server?

Grian : Me

TinFoilChef : Me

XenoVoid : Me

Rendog : Me

iJevin : Me

TinFoilChef : You fools will perish under my power

Grian : Wanna fuckin bet?

XisumaVoid : Fuck no. Hell no. No to the no.

XisumaVoid : BDUBS YOU ASSHOLE YOU ASKED THE QUESTION

Bdouble0100 : Ah yes. The familiar smell of hatred and flames

Mumbo Jumbo : Why are any of us like this?

Bdouble0100 : Shhhh, don't ask questions that never had answers.

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FalseSymmetry : So when are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room?

Ethoslab : ????

VintageBeef : ????

XisumaVoid : OwO

Welsknight : ?????

FalseSymmetry : Are you all shitting me rn?

FalseSymmetry : Them! Are we gonna talk about them?

Helsknight : No idea what you're talking about.

XenoVoid : Nope. Me neither.

Herobrine : You aren't ringing a bell...

NPCGrian : Not a clue what your on about.

FalseSymmetry : Oh my lord. You all are hopeless.

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TangoTek blew up

Bdouble0100 blew up

Rendog blew up

ImpulseSV blew up

Grian : That was a pleasant start to my morning

StressMonster101 : Are you all alright?!

XisumaVoid : Boom goes the Boomers

ZedaphPlays : X- r u fr rn?

Joe Hills : I think I had a stroke from reading your message, Zedaph.

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Mumbo Jumbo : roviesi924kvkskrgiw

Mumbo Jumbo : oiiiisfghhree27666yo

Mumbo Jumbo : 666

Mumbo Jumbo : ooowvvoi33hhhpppp

Grian : Hold on. I can speak Bumbo Language. Don't worry.

GTWScar : What is he saying?

Grian : He says

Grian : His dog took his comm

Grian : And his dog ran off with it.

Mumbo Jumbo : kookeogivfffo356y

Keralis : So no ones gonna say anything about the six six six in the second message Mumbo's dog sent to chat? Right then-

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Rendog : I think my eardrums just left the sever.

Keralis : My skyscraper windows all broke!

Docm77 : So I wasn't the only one who heard it?

XisumaVoid : Mumbo

Mumbo Jumbo : Oi now! I didn't say or scream anything!

Iskall85 : Bro are you sure about that?

Mumbo Jumbo : It wasn't me! Honest!

Docm77 : Lies -_-

Rendog : Only one hermit in this server can create a frequency that high to have it cross the sever and torture everyone and destroy everything.

Grian : Damn. Usually I'm the cause of something like this. But now it's just fun to see everyone else do it to someone else.

XisumaVoid : Usually?

Rendog : Something like this?

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Fin

After 2 days of my absence- my negative 2 brain cells managed to come up with this.

Idk. I was reading a lot of other fanfics, trying to gain inspiration to go on a huge typing spree and this is all that came out.

Sorry- :/