Mumbo Version

First lines next to the Hermits name and the : sign is Mumbo's line. The second line below that in quotes is the Hermits revenge line against him.

Offence
Tank / HP
Wels : "Ha! I may be lord of the spoons, but I gotcha!"

"Well, Lord of the Spoons, you're going to a bent one soon enough."

Iskall : "Sorry Iskall, but this time you should've sided with me."

"Sorry isn't was never going to change anything bro. You should've sided with me like you always did."

Seilf1 : "Do try and keep up old timer."

"Don't test this old timers patience, kid."

False : "Pvp master vs Redstoner. Who will win? Me! I win! I always win!"

"How much do you want to cry later?"

Speed
Ethos : "What? Can't shadow warp out of that one? I thought you could. How dull."

"Don't worry, you'll see what I can do to you soon enough."

Tango : "Cool off crackers, and sit this one out."

"Better take back that nickname, derby boy."

Bdubs : "I want my iron back after this!"

"Oh! I suppose you want all that trauma back as well! Allow me to give you a bit of it back."

Biffa : "Do tell Evil X that I send him my regards."

"Tell him yourself, kid."

Impulse : "There! Try putting that back together, boomer!"

"When I'm done with you, they won't be able to put you back together."

Power
Doc : "Outsmarting an enemy will always prevail over shure force Doc. Remember that next time we face off."

"Don't depend on next time being the same. I never make the same mistake twice, especially with someone like you."

Xisuma : "Sorry X, maybe we could sit over some tea when theres another cease fire?"

"Tea would sound nice. But you've honestly got some explaining to do during that."

Defence
Offensive
Zedaph : "I just fought Satan and won!"

"Bold of you to assume Satan ever goes away."

Ren : "Go sit in the corner like a good dog and I might give you some treats later."

"Take your middle school taunts and go back to the racing track kid, this is a war zone."

Python : "Slither out of that one you armless reptile!"

"Don't worry, I'll grow arms just to strangle you and watch the light slowly flicker out of your eyes."

Cleo : "Bye bye zombie!"

"Think again, buddy."

Supportive
Mumbo : "Guess there really was no doubt that I'm the best Mumbo!"

"Ha! Iskall owes me 25 bucks now!"

Keralis : "You think I could tour your skyscraper later?"

"Sure. Just hope that you don't lose your footing."

iJevin : "I could use your corpse to make a sticky piston. Don't cross me."

"Bold words for someone who's capable of drowning."

xBCrafted : "Another old timer? What wisdom do you have?"

"Talk shit, get hit, kid."

Support
Regeneration
Stress : "Sorry love, but I don't like ice."

"Then I'll just have to give you the cold shoulder!"

Hypno : "Denied!"

"No you."

Resistances
Scar : "Say hi to Jellie for me back at respawn!"

"Jellie says fuck off!"

Grian : "Sorry Grian. I wish you and I weren't on opposite ends of the battle field."

"Mumbo you stupid spoon. What are you doing?"

Vintage : "Can't chop anything when they've already chopped you!"

"Huh, I really had fun using your head as axe throwing practice."

Attack Power
Cub : "I don't believe in curses, therefore they don't happen."

"Oh that additude will change soon enough, Mr. Jumbo."

Joe : "Time to put you back into history."

"When I'm done with you, history will remember as ash."

Jessassin : "I'm not scared of you! I'm friends with Iskall!"

"Not when he's not around."

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE HERMITS ARE FRIENDS. THANK YOU.