I've been having too much fun with these, May want to read other oneshots to understand some of these.

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Ex: I want what I want

X: I'm calling mother

Ex: No wait!

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False: the quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.

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Grian: You know you've made it when you see posters of yourself everywhere,

Mumbo: Those are wanted posters.
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X: I hope you have an explanation for this,

Iskall: We have three actually

Grian: Pick your favorite.

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Death: I have come to claim you

Joe: Hold on let me ask Cloe

Death: What no that's not a cho-

Joe: She said no.

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Bdubs: Are you a cuddler?

Doc: I'M A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION I'M THE GOATFATHER- Yes I'm a cuddler.

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When the Admins are away

Etho: Playing the Trombone

Keralis: Slamming a door next to Etho.

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Priest: EthoSlab do you take Bella Newton as your lawfully wedded wife?

Etho: I scooby doo do

Bella: I want a divorce

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X: What's wrong with Etho?

Bella: He doesn't handle alcohol well.

Etho: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence

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Etho: Looking back into 2018 I have no regrets

Bella *sipping tea*: You should.

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Cub: Scar there's a monster under my bed

Cub: It's the most hideous thing ever.

Bdubs: Why do you hate me?

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Iskall: I accidentally ate Cleos cake. How long do you think I have?

Joe: Ten

Iskall: Wha-

Joe: nine

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Doc: I think we have slowly taken the B out of bromance

Bdubs on one knee: You think?

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Btw I had none of these Ideas just changed the names. I'm not that creative.

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