(I saw this idea somewhere so not my idea)

Commander Newton is good-ish
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A glitch swept over the land taking everyone with it. When the dust settled and everyone woke up nothing was quite right. That was right to think, All but three hermits had turned into babies, just old enough to eat baby food.
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<Stress: Is everyone ok?>

<Captain Newton: I am, Etho isn't>

<Stress: Is he a baby like Iskall, Mumbo, and Grian?>

<Captain Newton: Yeah...>

<Xisuma: Hfiebasofh>

<Stress: Oh dear,>

<Scar: I'm good too... but Cub is a baby too.>

<Captain Newton: Ok Meet at town hall... bring all the babies you can find... I'll stop by bases along the way>

<Stress: Ok I will too... but I can't really carry more than what i've got...>

<Scar: that's fine... I can stop by impulses>

<Captain Newton: Great!>

First Person Captain Newton.

I picked up etho and made my way to X's as well and found he was a baby as well. That's not good... I picked him up and went to keralis's. Guess what, he was a baby as well. Seeing this was the max I could hold I put them in boats, and had Keralis hold the lead as I rowed us to the shopping district. When I got there I saw Scar with baby Cub and Impulse, as well as Stress with baby, Iskall, Mumbo, and Grian. I dropped the babies off next to the rest and greeted the adults.

"Well... it seems that everyone besides us three are babies, which means we need to find the rest, Stress you stay with the babies, Scar and I can find everyone," I decide and they nod in affirmation.

I flew to Tango's Toon Towers in hope to find the red eyed man-now baby. I searched around and eventually got to his storage system where I found him holding a Mumbo picture. I scooped him and went through his nether portal to zedaphs. Upon entering zedaphs I found him right away. I dropped them off with stress who was putting the babies down for a nap. Next I flew to doc and bdubs who were together... they were living together in secret that wasn't really a secret. Grabbing them I dropped them off as well before heading to Joes. Joe had been in the middle of his vineyard, no place for a baby. I simply grabbed him and headed back to the shopping district. By then all we had pretty much all the kids between Scar and I running around.

"Guys, we need to get them back to well... normal...,' Scar said gesturing to the sleeping babies in the grass.

"I can try to fix it but normally X helps me..." I said unsure of what to do.

"We could contact another admin?" Stress said.

"I know, I've got this friend Marley, She's a tier three she could help!" I exclaim. I sent her a message telling her to come to Hermitcraft and white list her as well.

Ten minutes later and I greet her at spawn island, I bring her to the shopping district and let her marvel over the structures before bringing her to reality.

"As I told you a glitch washed over the land and I just need a second set of hands to reverse everything, mainly get these although adorable, babies back to adults," I explain.

"I see, got it,"

We pull up our admin panels in Scar's mayor office that he lent us. Our panels show our status so mine was gold and hers was Orange. While I had a gold tie, that no one thought had to do with admin status, she has an orange hair streak. 

We scan through the coding to find the corrupted parts finally settling over the player files I find all the time coding is messed up.

"Here It is, player files, the time part," I show her as we begin the project and a half of correcting everything. Soon stress knocks on the door and I close up the panel.

"Girls... The council would like to meet with Captain Newton as soon as possible,"  She tells me solemnly, making my anxiety rise 500% nice. (500% is a easter egg)

I dismissed Stress, put on my Prime self and went to the council room at the admin facility.

"Good afternoon council," I told the remaining members. "Unfortunately much of the council also happen to reside within Hermitcraft and were not a lucky as I was,"

"Indeed, as the oldest council member here I would like to state that we keep what has happened under wraps, we cannot let much more of the Minecraft realm know what has happened. I would also like to send a small team of coders to help," Jeracraft decides.

"On the behalf of mine and the other prime's identities, I would like to refuse the team. What I could use is my sister," I say denying what Jera has told me.

"Your sister is wanted by many major servers, and many smallers servers have been destroyed by her, and you want her back?" Techno asks me.

"You see no one else can help like she can, not even your team of coders," I insist.

"Alright unban is granted but we must not let her leave your care and if she is too stay she must be proven trustworthy," Dream decides making me relax.

"Thank you, and I shall unban her upon the return of hermitcraft thank you," I tell them and we conclude the meeting.

I teleport back to the still fixing the code Marley, and tell her to head back to handling hypixel. As I do a once over of the code I notice that even though she made much progress it barely made a dent.

</unban: Commander Newton>

My sister falls literally on top of me, as that is where I set the coordinates. We hug so tight we can barely breathe.

"There must be a reason for my return, what have you done Bells," She asks as the first thing she tells me in 8 months.

"I haven't done anything. We had a glitch. It screwed up the timing code in most player files making them babies again," I quickly rushed out.

It's at this moment scar rushes in with a netherite sword. Just before her attacks I pull out my own and block him.

"Scar there is no need she is here to help,"

"Yeah Scar, run along now," Skylar commands and Scar all but runs out of the room.

"There is no need to do that now, anyway as you can tell I need your help," I tell her.

"Alright, but what is in it for me," She asks.

"Alright if you can prove to the rest of the realm you're not here to kill them, the council said you can stay. That means you act like a decent human being ok?" I explain hoping I can get in her stubborn head that she needs to change her ways.

"Remember your wanted in quite a few major servers,"

"Oh alright, just for the freedom," She sighs.

"Alright, do your worst," I tell her. So what Skylar is going to do is she is going to create a glitch to fix the existing glitch... it does and doesn't make sense.
She kneels and sets her hands palms down on the ground almost like she's praying. Very soon a dark blue wave rushes out of her hands and all throughout hermitcraft. Just like the first time I pass out with hope in the heart.

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I wake up with my sister shaking my shoulder.

"I think it worked, come on," She informs me, holding a hand for me to take. I grab it pulling myself up.

I go to the entrance of the town hall to see a bunch of thankfully full grown groaning and holding their heads.

"What the fuck happened?" Doc groans with Bdubs looking round himself.

"The heck just happened," Grian asks.

"Hello fellow hermits, due to a glitch you all had been turned into babies. I and another admin attempted to fix it by hand, and it was unsuccessful. I then had a hearing with the remaining council and unbanned my sister, she then sent out a glitch to counteract the glitch. As you all are back to normal it has worked and nothing else has been damaged. X and I should go and check the coding to be safe but as for now we are ok. Before you all ask, Commander is on a trial to prove her stay," I answer and explain all in one.

"Well how long were we babies?" X asks.

"36 hours,"

"Wow," Iskall blurts.

"Wow indeed,"

(And that's it!)