This one-shot is based on the adventure we had in the comment section of Sarcasm (a book made by thathermitweirdo, go check them out!) I changed it a bit, because nobody would understand what was happening if I didn't. 

Starring:

missippi-_- as Missippi

On a mission to kill the one who's going to ruin her ship

Jazthefox16 as Jaz

Owns a lovely shop called Foxes, Fish and Weapons

skywingz as Sky

Weirdly obsessed with a fishbow (crossbow that shoots fish)

 WeirdDeadMemes as WDM

Sells potions and is not a great babysitter

thathermitweirdo as Weirdo

The author of the story, the embodiment of tough love

 Me as Esther

Questions everything, likes poisoned arrows

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This is something I wrote for fun, I based it of off the comments and not of off anything else. I asked the people for permission and if they don't like it, I'll remove it.

Okay so after this, it is probably going to be anything but serious so yeah. Enjoy!

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{I had to stop them.}

end of chapter

"NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP MAH SHIP" Missippi yelled, even though she knew Iskall couldn't hear her. "I'm going to kill that bastard", she said to herself, quietly.

"Can I help?", a girl said behind her.

"With what?", another girl said to the right of Missippi. Missippi sighed. To kill him had to be a stealth mission, otherwise the author would find out. But then again, she could use some help.

"I'm planning on killing Iskall. He's going stop my ship from happening and I don't want that", Missippi explained to the girls. "I'm Missippi by the way, and I could use some help."

"I would love to help", the first girl said while the other nodded. "I'm Esther"

"And I'm Sky.", the other girl said.

"Let's do this then."

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If they were going to kill Iskall, they needed some weapons they could carry in the story it self. The weapons they had in the reading dimension couldn't be taken to the story dimension, except for when they came out of the story dimension in the first place. Sky said she knew someone who sold those weapons.

"Hello! How can I help you?", the owner of the 'Fish, Foxes and Weapons' store said as they walked inside. The place was beautifully decorated with... a lot of things actually. On one end of the wall hang pictures of foxes, the other end of the wall was decorated with aquariums full of fish. That probably explained the name of the store. The face of the woman behind the counter lit up as she saw Sky.

"Hey Sky! Need some more fish?"

"Hi Jaz! I mean, yes but actually no. Last time I was here you mentioned something about weapons from the story dimension?"

"Ah yes. My beautiful collection of diamond swords, bows and crossbows from the story dimension." she said as she pulled out a bag from underneath the table. "Do you need some?"

"Yes actually," Missippi said as she got out her wallet. "How much will each one be?"

"Oh, you can take anything you want. I don't use them anyway."

Sky immediately grabbed a crossbow.

"Oooo, what if we take fish and fire them with a crossbow like an arrow!", she excitedly said. "And when we fire them, the fish multiply and hit Iskall and Doc right in the face!"

"Would that work?", Esther said with a skeptical look on her face. She had grabbed a bow and arrow and admired the hard work that was put into it.

"I don't know we could always try!"

After staying in the shop for a little while longer to gather anything they need, the trio were on their way to the portal that would take them to the story dimension. Before they entered the building that held the portal, Esther thought of something.

"Maybe we need to take a few potions with us. I mean, they always come in handy if you're hurt or want to hurt someone when you're bad at PvP."

"You've got a point", Missippi said. "And I just know who to call."

This was a bad idea, a very bad idea. Missippi's friend, WeirdDeadMemes, had some potions Missippi could take. The only problem was, that they were also close friends with the author.

"Hey Missippi! You said you needed some potions?"

"Yes, I do. I wanted to collect some bones from the story dimension to surprise the author's dogs. I thought it would be smart if I took some potions with me."

"That's a great idea! What kind of potions do you need?"

"Some healing and some poison potions, please."

"Great, that'll be 5 votes please!"

Shit! Missippi forgot that they pay in votes in this shop. The only way you require those, is to write and she didn't do that.

"Do you have votes with you Missi?" Missippi jumped. She forgot the other girls were also here.

"Y-yeah."

"I'll pay then", Sky said with a kind smile on her face while pulling out her wallet. 

The gals quickly left the shop to go prepare for murder. 

With the weapons and the potions they were fully geared up to go kill Iskall. Missippi changed into a black outfit, even though the story takes place in the jungle. it was for aesthetic purposes of course. She had a crossbow in her backpack with a few arrows and had some healing potions hanging from her belt. Sky put her blue hair into a ponytail, so it wouldn't be a jumbly mess when they came back. On her back hang a bag full of fish and a crossbow. She also had some splash healing and poison potions hanging from her belt. Esther hadn't bothered changing her clothing. While the others had changed into something different, she took the time to make some poison arrows, something that could come in handy. Her bow and arrows hang on her back while she had a sword in her hand.

The trio stepped through the portal and walked through the jungle, making sure not to make any loud sounds that could alert the author. The girls were extremely nervous, they knew Iskall was good at PvP and despite the fact that he would be outnumbered, they were still scared. After walking through the forest for a while, they saw Iskall through the leaves.

"Okay, so we need to be stealthy. We can't alert the author and we need to kill him before he runs after us. I say we scatter and hide in the bushes and the trees."

Missippi looked next to her to only see one person sitting there.

"Where is Esther?!", Missippi whisper shouted at Sky.

"I don't know, okay?", Sky said, sounding a bit distressed. "I was listening to your plan while preparing my fishbow and I didn't see her leave!"

They heard someone scream in the direction they had seen Iskall go and not a second later they saw Esther running to them from behind the bushes. A seemingly angry Iskall ran after her. Esther never climbed a tree that fast in her life. Missi loaded her crossbow and tried to shoot Iskall. Keyword: tried. Sky loaded her fishbow and hit Iskall in the back of the head, all while Esther was screaming bloody murder. After trying 10 times, Missippi finally hit Iskall in the head after she threw her crossbow at him in distress. Esther could climb down the tree and fell the last few blocks to land right in front her friends. Missippi was looking a bit annoyed at Esther while Sky was fascinating about how perfectly her bow worked.

"Okay, so good news. We knocked Iskall out. Bad news-" Missippi got cut off by a voice the trio knew well. "The author found out"

Behind them they saw the author floating around in the air, before dropping down to the ground.

"H-hey Weirdo! How are you doing today?", Esther said.

"Not so good. A few of my readers broke into my story and nearly killed one of my characters." Weirdo said while looking at the girls in disappointment. "Now cough up those deadly weapons you have or no more progress on the story today!"

The girls looked at each other for a moment before taking bags of their backs.

"Come on now, I don't have all day."

The group handed the bags to the author, but not before Sky took another moment to admire her fishbow, before giving it to Weirdo.

The girl stored the weapons in one of the bags and putting it on her back.

"Now I need to walk my dogs. I'll be back in 10 minutes. If I find a dead person when I come back, all of you get time out."

The fellowship looked at the author floating away before looking at eachother again.

"Look, I'm really sorry okay." Esther uttered to the others after a moment of silence. "I saw him, I got angry and I attacked him. He saw me and didn't know what to do. I didn't mean for us to get caught. " 

Missi smiled at her and squeezed her shoulder. "It's okay. It could have happened to any one of us. Weirdo would have found out anyways."

"Have any of you been bad whilst I've been gone?"

The friends looked up, to see Weirdo again.

"How has it already been 10 minutes?" Sky muttered to herself, genuinly confused with the way time works

"No, we haven't. We were just talking." Missippi said, ignoring Sky's comment.

"Welp. I have some bad news for you three."

The girls looked at the author, a bit confused. Weirdo continued.

"In order to fix this mess, I need to erase Iskall's mind up to the point he saw Esther or heard any of you walking around in the jungle. As a punishment you need to stay here until I do so. I assigned you a babysitter"

Out of nowhere, Missippi's friend appeared. She wobbled a bit, before standing straight next to Weirdo.

"You gals know WDM, right?" The girls nodded. "I trust you to listen to them and do as they say. Understood?" The girls nodded again.

"I'm going to fix this mess. Please don't make things worse." Weirdo pleaded before floating back up to try and erase Iskall's memory without erasing anything important. 

"I'm WDM (WeirdDeadMemes didn't know what to call you so here you go) and I'm assigned to watch you all. If you do something weird, I'll.... uhm... throw you all away!"

"Hey! You can't do that!" Esther shouted at WDM.

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't"

While those two were bickering. Sky had sneak off and found Doc in the jungle, just a few blocks away from were they were. He was walking to Iskall's base, probably to discuss their masterplan or something. Missippi found her sneaking up on Doc before Sky could do something and dragged her back to the bickering readers.

"Okay! STOP!" WDM shouted. "I need you to stop being so annoying. I have a swedish fish and I won't hesitate to slap you with it." She said, crossing her arms. 

"Well, I have a depression" Missippi said crossing her arms, in an attempt to mock WDM. 

"Me too!" Esther proclaimed.

WDM sighed, she had only been here for 5 minutes and she was already exhausted.

"I'm done with this. Here you go. Go do whatever"

"Why did you hand us money?"

"I can get my fishbow back! Ohhh and I can go meet Scar and Grian"

"I'm going to tame a cat!"

"You know what, I'm going to go talk to Mumbo!" 

While everyone ran off to do their own things, WDM couldn't help but feel a bit stressed. So she drank a cup of tea and built a sauna, you know, as you do.

Sky ran off to find Scar and Grian. Once she had found them, she lead them back to where the group was before.

Missippi was on a quest to find a cat. Once she had found one she tamed it and took it back to the gathering place.

Esther went off to find Mumbo to tell him about the threat that was Iskall and how he and Grian needed to find a place to stay and stay away from Iskall. Mumbo is pretty good at understanding stuff that was a bit comlicated (redstone), but he  couldn't comprehend it and had a headache right after talking to her.

WDM still sipping some tea and watching the chaos unfold.

Sky proceeding to hug Scar and Grian.

Missippi naming her cat 'cat'.

"Yeah I know it's not very believable, but you have to believe me!"

It was a complete and utter chaos. When Weirdo came back, the trio died down quite a bit and were on the verge of falling asleep.

The area around the three readers was a disaster. WDM had left the moment Weirdo appeared and left 10 empty cups and a broken sauna behind. There were cats everywhere. A confused Mumbo sat next to Grian who was being cuddled to death by Sky and next to him layed a sleepy Scar, lazily petting the black cat named cat.

Weirdo tried to act mad or disappointed, but the only thing she could do was smile. She carefully teleported the trio back to the reading dimension along with all the cats they had tamed.

Maybe she should find a way to close the portal to the story dimension. Maybe not.

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So this was +/- 2250 words and about three hours of writing. You will probably only understand this if you've read the comments, so yeah. I enjoyed writing this though.

Jazthefox16, skywingz and thathermitweirdo write beautiful stories go check them out! 

Link to the amazing story (comment section is in chapter 9):

https://www.wattpad.com/story/225131193-sarcasm~-a-hermitcraft-grumbo-au

Thank you for reading! Have a nice day!