Author's note: This takes place in an AU where all Servers are the in the same server, just super far apart. (semi-realistic AU)

Setting: Season 7

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Stress looked up as an unfamiliar man drew closer to Spawn Island in his wooden boat.

"Hello new visitor!" She called out with a smile. Not many visitors came around often.

The man hopped off the boat, stepping onto shore with a grin. He wore a white t-shirt over a long-sleeved blue undershirt. He had a light brown school blazer tucked under his arm, and wore a slightly banged-up bunny hat. "Why hello! I'm Sam!"

"Stressmonster, but you can call me Stress." Stress shook his hand. "We don't get many visitors, so it's nice to see a new face around here."

"Nice to meet you Stress." Sam nodded. "We? You have family?"

"Well, I live with a large group of people, and we have our own community. Every year or so, we move to a new place and start fresh. We just recently moved here, about a month ago. We're all spread out through the entire island, although many of us live in the Jungle just east of here."

"Wow, that's real cool."

"Oh!" Stress grinned. "You should meet our leader, Xisuma! Here, I'll call him over." She pulled out her communicator.

Stressmonster: Hey X, we have a visitor!

Xisumavoid: really? where?

Stressmonster: Spawn island. He looks really nice.

Xisumavoid: OMW

Mumbo Jumbo: We haven't had a visitor since the beginning of last season. Wow.

Docm77: Whatever, as long as he's trustworthy

Stress: Doc!

Scar: I have to agree with Doc, we don't want a repeat of a certain feathered "hero"

Grian: Pesky Bird

Mumbo Jumbo: So Grian admitted he's the Pesky Bird

Grian: It wasn't me! It was the man in the chicken costume!

Scar: Okay Grian, whatever ruffles your feathers

Grian: First, what?

Grian: Second, was that a chicken pun?

Scar: ...Maybe?

Mumbo Jumbo: Oh I thought it was a parrot pun?

Iskall85: Like you're one to talk

Mumbo Jumbo: It was the closest thing I could find to a parrot Iskall! Who killed all the parrots anyways?

Grian: Pesky Bird >:3

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Stress sighed and put away her communicator. "Xisuma should be here any second." She told Sam.

A few minutes passed, and Xisuma stepped out of the Nether portal.

"Hello, you must be Sam." He addressed the new man.

Sam nodded. "You must be Xisuma then."

Xisuma smiled. "Welcome to Hermitcraft! You must be a dedicated traveller to come this far out."

"Well, Tokyo was a great place, but all my friends left so I decided to find a new start." Sam answered. "I've been bouncing around from place to place, I'd rather not settle down just yet. You don't mind if I stay a week or two, do you?"

"Not at all!" Xisuma replied. He pulled out his own communicator.

Mumbo Jumbo: Grian literally had every single parrot head, and didn't use it in the head games.

Grian: How else am I supposed to be a Pesky Bird?

Iskall85: Wait where did you get the parrot for Pesky Bird deliveries? I thought your personal parrot was the last one?

Grian: I didn't kill every single parrot lol I left some for repopulation

Iskall85: So Mumbo COULD'VE FOUND a parrot!

Mumbo Jumbo: I looked for HOURS

Xisumavoid: the new guy will be staying for a couple weeks

Xisumavoid: also, why you guys arguing about parrots?