|=====|=====|

Tfc: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to X and not do the thing,

Tfc: Well there's a clear right answer here.

Tfc: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of coke*

|=====|=====|

Hypno: I don't remember that.

Jevin: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?

Hypno: ...No.

Jevin: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?

Hypno: Not especially, no.

Jevin: It was in between those two things.

|=====|=====|

Zed: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That's how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.

|=====|=====|

Stress: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Stress: *turns around and helps Ren through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Ren.

Ren: Okay.

|=====|=====|

Pearl: I'm not that stupid!

Doc: Pearl, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Pearl: IMPULSE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

|=====|=====|

BadTimes: Die.

Scar: Please don't die!

BadTimes: DIE!

Scar: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Beef, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Hels, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Scar wants BT to accept it as their kid.

|=====|=====|

Biffa: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

False: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Bdubs: I kicked Keralis in the shin-

Keralis: -So I kicked Bdubs between the legs.

Wels: I burned a town down.

Biffa: What?!

Keralis: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Wels: A lot of things.

False: No shit.

|=====|=====|

Iskall: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

|=====|=====|

Tango: I am in currently charge of this disaster!

NPG: I have a name, you know.

|=====|=====|

Cub: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

|=====|=====|

xB: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

Cleo: xB-

Cleo: It- it was just an ant-

|=====|=====|

True: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Gem: Alright.

Grian: Hey, I-

True: SHUT UP!

Grian: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Gem: It was bound to be stupid.

|=====|=====|

Mumbo: What are you getting NPG for the holidays?

Ex: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when he already got everything it could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

X: I'm getting it a divorce lawyer.

|=====|=====|

Wels: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?

Joe: Tennessee.

Wels: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!

Etho: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.

|=====|=====|

Today's question:

Do you ever craft leather armour?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors