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Keralis: What are your three best qualities?

Ren: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Grian: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Jevin: I really care about your feelings!

Beef: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Grian, turning her head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Ren: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Doc: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Ren: Try not to roll your eyes at me.

Wels: I don't have pupils.

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X: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Hypno: Yea, I could drink legally!

Ren: I could hang out with the boys!

True: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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Ren: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Cleo, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.

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Ren: Everything's fine, Scar.

Scar: Ren, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.

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Gem: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Ren: But your way is sheer force!

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Ren: Are you having another depressive episode?

Pearl: A depressive episode?

Pearl: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Tfc: Ah shit, I forgot.

Ren: Forgot what?

Tfc: How do you expect me to answer that?

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Hels: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!

Ren: What makes you think I read?

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Ren: Hey Stress, have you seen my camera?

Stress: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?

Ren, confused: What?

Stress, grabbing the meat tenderizer: No reason, cute girl things!

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Ren: You believe me?

Joe: Ren, you're the last sane-ish person on this server. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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Bdubs: Have you done this before?

Ren: Well, Bdubs, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.

NPG: That's not what we do in this server, we don't read things.

Bdubs: I don't read, Ren.

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Ex: Holy shit, Ren, do you know what this means?!

Ren: Ex, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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BadTimes: We have a problem.

Biffa: Let me guess, you caused it?

Tango: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

Ren: And it's another Tuesday, your point?

Impulse: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.

False: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

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Ren: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Cub: ... Your what?

Ren: My friends.

xB: Is he saying "friends"?

Mumbo: I think he's being sarcastic.

Grian: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ren! All of your friends are in this room.

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Ren: Hey, let's mess with Zed, guys!

Iskall: Hey, Zed, your momma so fat-

Zed: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.

Ren: Well, uh- your dad-

Zed: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.

Iskall: The fuck-

Etho: Well then...

Ren: Give up Etho!

Etho: Your grandparents so-

Zed: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.

Zed: You cannot best me, mortals.

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Today's Question:

Which pair do you think will win double life?

How tf does this book have 104k reads :0 Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors