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Ren: How high are you?

NPG: Mm, I don't know how to say it in feet.

Joe: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.

NPG: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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BadTimes: You might not know this, xB, but I am a flawed person.

xB: I do know that.

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Jevin: Could you be anymore annoying?

Scar: Yes.

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Iskall & Hels: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Iskall: We need an adult!

Hels: Iskall, we are adults!

Iskall: We need an adultier adult! Get X!

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Tfc: Remember, Hypno, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Hypno: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

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False: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Grian: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

False: Oh...

Biffa, from across the room: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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X, confused and exasperated: Stress, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

Stress: Politely

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Mumbo: How the hell are you still alive?

Pearl: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

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Bdubs: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Bdubs: I need my socks.

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Gem: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

True: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Doc: I'm not actually a doctor I'm a medic.

Impulse: What's the difference then?

Doc: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Beef: Note to self; never get shot.

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Keralis: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Ex: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Etho: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about European countries so who's the REAL winner here.

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Cleo: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Tango, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Cub: She's the girl of my dreams!

Zed: You say everyone is the person of your dreams.

Cub: I have a lot of dreams.

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Hels: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Wels: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug.

Hels: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

X, recording: This is so cute.

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Today's Question:

If you could build anything on Hermitcraft, what would you build?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors