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Scar: Jesus Saves.

Cub: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!

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Stress: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box'

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Joe: Cleo won't wake up, what should I do?

Etho: Did you try kicking them?

Joe: Yes.

Etho: I'm out of ideas.

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Beef: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

Impulse: No, well, actually, it is.

Beef: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me

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Cleo: *watching their house burn down*

Cleo:

Cleo: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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True: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.

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Iskall: I'm here for the cult stuff.

Ren: How did you find us?

Iskall: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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Bdubs: My head hurts.

xB: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Biffa: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

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False: I'm never having a debate with Grian again, he literally started her argument with "Riddle me this."

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Tfc: If we lose, you're out of the will.

Tango: I was in the will?

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Wels: Guys, I have a question.

Hels: kys <3

Wels: I love you too.

Mumbo: Ah, yes. Siblings.

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BadTimes: I feel awful about killing you.

BadTimes: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're bitching about.

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NPG: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

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Hypno, about Wels: They're covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?

Ex: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

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Pearl: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

X: Pearl, is that legal?

Pearl: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!

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Keralis: Do you have a self-care routine?

Grian: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents

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Gem: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.

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Doc: That's illegal, right?

Jevin: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Doc: No-

Jevin: Then shut the fuck up.

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Zed, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Impulse: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?

Zed: I have depression, what do you think?

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Today's Question:

If you could have any superpower, what superpower would you have?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors