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Tango, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

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Scar: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Doc: I know you're serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Grian: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Impulse: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Ren: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That's not hate it's just a fact.

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Cleo: You're such a dumbass (affectionate).

BadTimes: Aww, you're such a whore (complimentary).

Hypno: How are you talking like that in real life?

Cleo: Witchcraft (derogatory).

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Bdubs: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Keralis: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Cub: You guys worried about X?

Zed: Totally!

xB: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Cub: And what'd you say?

xB: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Zed:

Cub: He's lucky to have you as a friend.

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Etho: I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

Hels: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

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False: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Gem: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

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Jevin: Wels is a perfect cinnamon bun who's never done anything wrong in his entire life!

Tfc: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

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Ex: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?

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Wels: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

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X: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Stress: So, are they your friend or...

Biffa: They're like Doc, but if Doc was ordered to be around you.

Stress: Oh, so Ex.

Biffa: Precisely!

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NPG: I'm allergic to death.

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Mumbo: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

Pearl: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

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Beef: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Iskall, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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True: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Joe: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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Today's Question:

If you could only read fanfics for one fandom from now on and it couldn't be mcyt related, which fandom would it be?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors