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Wels: [body materializes out of the darkness] fuck that was sick. did i look cool dont lie dude

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Mumbo: So... This is my full potential?

Doc: Yes.

Mumbo: So, then it's...

Doc: All downhill from here.

Mumbo: Like NPG.

Doc: I do not know who this NPG is. But they sound disappointing.

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Zed: If you water water, it grows.

Scar: ...What.

Tango: He's got a point.

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Jevin: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Biffa: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Bdubs: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Ren: No... well, their slowness.

Bdubs: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Bdubs: Now I have a plan.

Bdubs: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Hypno: What happened?!

Etho: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Hypno: Short??

True: Shit's fucked.

Hypno: Okay, long.

Etho: Shit's very fucked.

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Cub: How did you break your leg?

Cleo: Do you see those stairs?

Cub: Yes.

Joe: She didn't.

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NPG: We might have gotten into a bar fight in another server.

False: Well, that was entirely predictable.

NPG: One of us punched a gang member.

False: Ex?

NPG: Cleo, actually.

False: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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xB: Ex, I need some advice.

Ex: You need advice from ME?

xB: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Stress: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

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Beef: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Tfc: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

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Impulse: Look, Tang, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Iskall: Gri, gather the others. We need to have another NPG-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-it-before-he-hurts-someone convention.

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X: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Keralis: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Gem: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

Grian, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

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Pearl: [to Bdubs] You look like a rat poison salesman who regularly samples his own product.

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*Hels is on the phone*

Hels: Yeah, I'm with BT.

BadTimes: Im fucking dying-

Hels: Yep, he's okay.

BadTimes: I have a knife in my chest!

Hels: No, he can't talk right now. He's sleeping, sorry.

BadTimes: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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Today's question:

What is something you know that will never be useful in your day to day life?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors