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Gem: So apparently feeling like something is going to go wrong is called "Anxiety" and not "Portent"

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Gem: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?

Cleo: Have you ever been cheated on?

Gem: ...I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.

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Gem: I haven't eaten anything since eleven, I'm starving.

BadTimes: Damn, and how old are you now?

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Gem: Hels has your eyes.

Bdubs: Give me back my eyes you thief!

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Cub: Courting tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance -

Gem: I'm beginning to see why you're still single.

Impulse: No, let him finish.

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Tango: X is gonna kill us when he finds out!

Gem: You mean if he finds out.

Tango: If...if is good.

Keralis: [appears out of nowhere] So what did you two do this time?

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Hypno: You are pathetic at hospitals. I remember one time you cried and cried and cried. It was awful.

Gem: You're referring to my birth.

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Gem: We need a plan to beat them.

Ex: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Gem:

Ex: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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True: Gem, what are you doing?

Gem: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

True: You could always take it out and count it.

Gem: Where's the fun in that?

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Hels: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Gem: ...what happened?

Zed: We made a VERY bad mistake.

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Scar: I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!

Gem: Rebuke? Is that a word?

Scar: You have all invoked my fury! You will all compensate for your transgressions!

Doc: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

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Mumbo, trying to warn about the location of a mob: To the left!

Gem: Take it back now y'all!

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Gem: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Stress: I'm a kleptomaniac.

Stress: It means nothing.

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Gem: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Ren: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Gem: Can I ask a dumb question?

Etho: Better than anyone I know.

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Jevin: Guess what I'm about to get!

Gem: On my nerves.

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Gem: Gri, I sense hostility.

Grian: Good, because I hate you.

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Gem: What are you two arguing about this time?

xB: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Tfc: Cry me a table, xB.

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Gem: I couldn't do this without you, Beef.

Beef: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

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Biffa: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Gem without them noticing?

Joe: Hey, Gem, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Gem: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Biffa: ...

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X: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Gem: ...Don't you mean benevolence?

X: No.

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Gem: Hey NPG, do you wanna help us?

NPG: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.

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Gem: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Gem: Why does everyone want to kill Scar?

Iskall: Because, goddamnit, have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable.

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Gem: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Wels: Nat 20 Charisma.

Gem: That is NOT how that works-

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Gem: Are you ready to commit?

False: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Gem: You look mentally ill.

Pearl: I am. Let's go.

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Today's Question:

What things do you look for when looking for fics? (e.g. completed or 10k+ words)

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors