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Tango: we have Mumbo Jumbo.

Impulse: please, put him on the comm.

Tango: go ahead, you're on speaker.

Impulse: again, Mumbo?

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Pearl: If you're going to talk shit about me, the least you can do is invite me along.

Pearl: I hate that moron too.

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Beef: Me and Joe go through your stuff all the time. Why do you keep bread in the freezer

Joe: And why does the mirror say "You're special" when you fog it up?

Tfc: I don't have to answer- YOU TOOK A SHOWER???

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Zed: Who hurt you?

Etho: me bitch i make bad decisions because im stupid

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Wels: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Grian: Even better!

Wels: What did you-

Grian, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy.

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Keralis: Good job setting up the tent.

Cub: AHEM.

Keralis: *Sighs* Boneless hotel.

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Hypno: You wanna know what these muscles are for?

Iskall: What?

Hypno: Holding puppies.

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Bdubs, stressed: Why do i feel like i left something important?

Stress, equally stressed: I don't know, i can't remember.

*meanwhile*

Hels, sitting in the dark with nothing but a stray cat it found and a light-up princess bag: this is fine.

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Scar: Did you know that when Netflix started, they used to send you DVDs.

Biffa, in an old person voice: You know, back in my day the internet used to come in the mail.

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X: What became more clear as you got older?

Ex: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

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True: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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BadTimes: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Cleo: You're weird and quiet around me.

BadTimes: Yes.

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xB: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Mumbo: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Jevin: College dropouts?

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Gem: I love murder mysteries!

NPG, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in twenty-eight murder cases.

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*on April 1st*

Doc walking into the kitchen and seeing all their lemons and limes peeled: Person A, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Ren, sipping coffee: Enjoy! :)

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Cub: Define "dream".

False: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

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Today's Question:

What is something you don't currently do, but would love to do if the opportunity was presented to you?

I hope you enjoyed today's chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors