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Ren: Doc has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Etho: That can't be true!

Ren: Watch this.

Ren: Hey Doc, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Doc: *Throws himself out a window*

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True: Hey-

Stress: Die.

True: What did I do to you-

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BadTimes: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Joe: What changed your mind?

BadTimes: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you.

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NPG, grinning: Before you were what?

False: Before I was-

NPG: What?

False: Before I was inter-

NPG: Before you were interrupted?

False: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

NPG: What?

False: *makes frustrated sound*

xB, nervously: Stop that. Before she kills you.

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Bdubs: Anyone d-

Scar: Depressed?

Doc: Drained?

Tango: Dumb?

Mumbo: Disliked?

Bdubs: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Wels: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Iskall: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Wels: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Iskall:

Iskall: Do we need to send you to a therapist again.

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Jevin: Where are your parents?

Grian: What are parents?

Jevin: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Hels: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.

Hels: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

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Tfc: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Zed: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Gem: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

Hypno: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?

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Cleo: Hey, Imp you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.

Impulse: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Cleo: Yea, my grandma lives there.

Biffa: That is the worst response to that question.

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Cub: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Pearl: Is it going to do something?

X: Yes.

Pearl: Should I be farther away?

X: Probably.

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Keralis: When I was your age-

Beef, mocking Keralis: When I was your height.

Keralis:

Keralis: Listen here, you little shit-

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Grian: Are you mad? 

Ex: No. 

Grian: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Ex: Obviously.

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Today's Question:

You can change your birthday to any date of the year, what date do you change it to and why?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors