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Hypno: I thought this was supposed to be a nice moonlit boat ride.

False: *tossing weighted bodies over the side* it can be two things.

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Gem: You're a monster. You'll never know what true fear feels like.

False: Okay, first of all, have you ever heard Xisuma yell your full name?

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False: You're only dating them to annoy me!

Iskall: No, I'm dating them because they're nice. Annoying you is just an added bonus!

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*texing*

Wels: How's it gaying

Wels: Oops *going

False: It's good over queer

False: *here

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Joe: That was my sarcastic voice.

False: It was very similar to your normal voice

Joe: I've been told that.

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Bdubs: What did I do to upset you?

False: I don't know what you mean.

Bdubs, pointing at all his stuff that has been moved to the highest shelf: I'm not dumb.

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Doc: This is the worst thing you've ever done

False: You know, people say that so much it's lost all its meaning.

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Tango: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?

False: You don't say.

Tango: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?

False: Heinous.

Cub: Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder.

False: You guys think we should change the name?

Cub: Yes, I do. How about, inadvertent life-ending?

Jevin: Unintentional snuff-out?

Ren: How about, I can't believe it's not murder?

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Tfc: I think I'm going to have a peaceful, relaxing day today

False: The fuck you will lol

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False: On all levels except physical, I am a Victorian dandy flinging myself dramatically into the river

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False: You know what they say: go big or go home!

Cleo: I'm begging you, False, for once in your life, PLEASE go home

False: *whispering* I'm going big

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False: You say "please" and "thank you" in front of your younger siblings all the time and they never repeat it.

False: But when you say "fuck" ONCE—

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False, over text: turn around :)

False: no the other way

False: wrong way again

Mumbo: where are you?!

False: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

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Ex: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?

Scar: Nah, it's cool.

Keralis: The backyard is on fire.

False: Aesthetic.

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Biffa: we have your sibling, pay us and you will get xem back

False: which son?

Biffa, while True is staring at her intensely: t-the fashionable one

False: xe made you say that, right?

Biffa, on the verge of crying: just come and take xem back. Please

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Etho: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Grian: You're my award.

True: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

False: Hell yeah, I do.

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Zed: you flirt and kiss and for what? love??? pathetic.

False: to level up my charisma stat.

Impulse: ah, a gamer. you may pass.

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False: We need to distract these guys

NPG: Leave it to me

NPG: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Grian, Ex and Mumbo: *Immediately begin arguing*

X, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Beef: Okay, truth or dare?

Hels: Truth

Beef: How many hours have you slept this week?

Hels: ...Dare

Beef: Go to bed

Hels: I've decided that I don't like this game

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BadTimes: You spent all your money on THIS??

False, putting tiny raincoats on baby rats: They live outside. They need this.

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Stress: When I was younger, I tried to form a gang once.

False: How'd it go?

Stress: It turned into a book club.

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False: Pearl sometimes sleep talks. I think it's quite adorable

*In the night*

Pearl, asleep: fight me... you ass... square up... i think the fuck not

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xB: Stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English. It's confusing and you're annoying, you dramatic hipster.

False: I swear to the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I shall yeet thee across thy second dimension.

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Today's question:

When do you think season 9 will start?

I hope you enjoyed today's chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors