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Keralis: X just banned overly specific nicknames. I guess we can all thank Sleeper Bubbles The Night Time Ruiner for that.

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Ex: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool,' but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to move on'.

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Cub: Hey Tfc, did you know that "thot" means 'thoughtful person'?

Tfc: It does? Oh, I didn't know that!

[later]

Tfc: Thanks for helping me with baking today, Scar. You're a real thot.

Scar, wheezing: I'm a what!

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Grian: I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Doc: I'm a fighter, not a lover.

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Bdubs: I'll have one magic elixir, please. Something to make me calm, focused and happy. Something to restore balance to the universe.

Barista: Coffee?

Bdubs: Coffee.

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X: That's it! You're all grounded!

X: [points to xB] No video games for you.

X: [points to Stress] No baking for you.

X: [points to Etho] No music for you.

X: And... [looks at Beef] ...Is there anything that you love?

Beef: Revenge.

X: No vengeance for you.

Beef: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Zed: When I get murdered, make sure it's unsolved.

Impulse: What?

Zed: I want to be on BuzzFeed Unsolved.

Impulse: Let's go back to the "when I get murdered" part.

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Hels: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the sky?

Wels: The sun.

Hels: I'm gonna fight it.

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Tango: I made a cake! It's not the best though...

Etho: At least you tried, but never try again <3

xB: You can chase your dreams, just not this one ;)

Biffa: There's always room for improvement, just not in this room <3

Tango: ...

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Cleo: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't care about anybody

False: If you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

Joe: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

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Mumbo: Can you do me a favor?

Iskall: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you

Mumbo: Cool. Can you do the dishes?

Iskall: No

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Hypno: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Stress: Hypno please don't eat lava

Ren: Eat it and let us know

Jevin: It's made out of molten rock, it probably tastes bland and dusty

Hypno: Thank you so much Ren, you understand me

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Joe: You okay kid?

Cleo: I'm depressed

Joe: Dang me too

Joe: No, wait, hi depressed, I'm dad

Joe: No, wait, what's wrong?

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Grian: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Keralis quick give me your credit card

Keralis: Okay

Grian, pocketing it: Cool. Doc, break the door down!

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Cub: We're not mad, we just want to know why you would need a fake ID

Scar: *Incoherent mumbling*

Bdubs: Pardon?

Scar: ... you need to be over eighteen at Petco to hold the puppies

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Today's question:

If you could post a video on one of the Hermits channels, who's would it be and what would it be about?

I started a Hermitcraft Oneshot book if you wanna check that out. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors