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Joe: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Hels: You mean my pronouns?

Joe: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Hels: Uh, I dunno? What are yours?

Joe: CRAZY AND CHAOTIC.

Hels: I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

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Bdubs: Hermitcraft is a family. Families talk about things.

Jevin: No! Families ignore things until they go away.

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BadTimes: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Stress, new to the server: But—

BadTimes: "But How?" you may ask? That's easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "No thanks."

Biffa: He's right, it works.

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Etho: I'm bi.

Keralis: Okay?

Etho: You're not surprised?

Keralis:

Etho:

Keralis: I'm bad at math, not at having common fucking sense

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NPG: Don't kill me, I have a sibling! I just reconciled with her!

Doc: You think I care about that?

NPG: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Doc: Wha-

Grian, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

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Cub: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Pearl:

Cub:

Pearl: And?

Cub: You are.

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xB: You killed True!

Ex: Actually I believe xe died of natural causes

Wels, checking the body: Knife to the neck

xB: I thought you said xe died of natural causes?!

Ex: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck

Wels, nodding: What would be unnatural is if xe survived

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Hypno: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Beef: What? No good morning?

Hypno: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Zed: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Mumbo: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Impulse: Sleeping is nice.

Mumbo: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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False: I feel awful about killing you.

Pearl:

False: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're bitching about.

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Xisuma: Time for plan G.

Ren: Don't you mean plan B?

Xisuma: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tango: What about plan D?

Xisuma: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Gemini: What about plan E?

Xisuma: I'm hoping not to use it. Ren dies in plan E.

Cleo: I like plan E.

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Scar: Croissants: dropped

True: Road: works ahead

Iskall: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Cub: Shavacado: fre

Pearl: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Tfc:

Tfc: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Today's Question:

If the water is orange and up is in the past, how many left turns does it take to count to green?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors