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Stress: *googling* What to do if a snake bites you?

Google: Elevate and apply pressure.

Stress: *lifting the snake up high* Apologize or else.

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Tango: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Keralis: Nope, absolutely not.

Bdubs: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Hypno: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Ren: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Zed: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Cleo: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Wels: How am I supposed to know?

Cleo: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Wels: *sighs*

Wels: You wouldn't be trapped.

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BadTimes: My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Etho: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Jevin: Theft.

Hels: Disturbing the peace.

True: Aggravated assault.

Tfc: Arson.

Ex: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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Gem: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Joe: My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Joe Hills Jr.

X: But who comes up when you look up Joe Hills on Google?

Beef: That's what I thought!

Iskall: One Joe to rule them all!

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*Hermits reactions to being told they're the chosen one*

Pearl: I will not let you down.

Cub: Sounds fun.

False: K.

NPG: No, I'm fucking not.

Grian: Do I have to be?

Mumbo: Please god, I am so tired.

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Doc: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Impulse: Awww, no, you haven't!

Doc: So why do you keep cooking?

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Scar: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

BadTimes, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Biffa, texting xB: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...

xB′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now–I'll get back to you later.

*Later*

xB, texting back: Fuck you.

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Impulse: When's the last time you slept?

Zed: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Impulse: A few- how many?!

Zed: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Impulse: What you need is sleep!

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Today's Question:

Where do you think I'm from?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors