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Grian: Mumbo just took the wheels from my heelys, I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

Grian: I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I'm livid

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Tfc: Listen up teens, there's nothing "meme" about smoking cigarettes. It's not "Netflix and chill" to take a drug. "Fidget spin" yourself into church

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X: Ex can I speak to you in private for a minute

Ex: Oooooh looks like someone is in trouble

Ex: It's me. I don't know why I did that

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Iskall: Mumbo, it's time to wake up

Mumbo: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out

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Wels: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife?

Hels: I know! That's why I carry two knives!

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Biffa: I hate when people say "So tell me about yourself"

Biffa: What do you want to know? My trauma or my favourite colour?

Biffa: Be specific

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Cub: Hey, what's the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Scar: His cats names are Maui and Pearl

Cub: That's not what I asked.

Scar: That is all the information that I have.

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[Explaining the pvp assessment test]

Stress: It feels like you're being a little harsh

Doc: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up

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Impulse: Can you pass me the salt?

Zed: Huh? The what?

Impulse: The salt

Zed: HUH?

Impulse: [Long suffering sigh]

Impulse: The ocean cocaine?

Zed: Yeah sure

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xB: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!

Etho, False, Cleo and Tango: I think we can all believe that we can do something this stupid

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Beef: Sometimes I talk to myself

Beef: Omg same

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Random Person: [About Hermitcraft] Have you no control over these people?

X: None whatsoever

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[Keralis and Bdubs sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]

Keralis: So who should we call?

Bdubs: I'd call Doc, but I feel safer in jail

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Joe: I'm leaving for three days. Cleo is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions

Ren: Mine just says 'Ren, no.'

Joe: And you can apply that to every possible situation

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Hypno: I like my coffee how I like my girls

Jevin: You drink tea

Hypno: Yes

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Zed: [Gets a paper cut] Ow

Tango: Lmao, you fucking idiot

[Later]

X: So let me get this straight: you want to ban the use of paper on Hermitcraft?

Tango: It's fucking dangerous okay

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Cleo, texting: You don't have to sign your name in texts.

Tfc, texting back: Dear Cleo, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Tfc.

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Grian, texting Doc: Dude.

Doc: I'm busy now.

Grian: I just ate glass by accident.

Doc: You what–

Grian: I ate glass.

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Hels: Name one bad thing I've done to you.

Wels: You convinced me eggs weren't real!

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Scar: My single "My Single is Dropping" is dropping.

Bdubs: What's happening?

Scar: My single is called "My Single is Dropping." And it's dropping.

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Hels: [to BadTimes] Teenagers can be very accepting if you just be yourself.

Ex: Do they not have teenagers where you're from?

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Joe: So what are your gimmicks?

Ren: Well if I had to guess, I would say I'm the pretty one.

Joe: I guess that makes you [points to Tango] the one with weird powers.

Tango: I can set myself on fire.

Joe: Fantastic. [Points to Biffa] and you're the big tough stupid one.

Biffa: You take that back or I'll kill you!

Joe: Ok. You're not tough.

Biffa: That's better.

Joe: Didn't you just-

Tango: Give him a minute.

Biffa: ... Hey!

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Today's question:

If you could only watch one of the Hermits, who would it be?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Until next time, bye! ~Mors