Nice
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Joe, as a police officer: 999, what's your emergency?

Joe: What do you mean you're being followed? That's illegal people can't do that.

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Etho: I think I can handle it. I was an admin.

Iskall: Well, I can still do magic.

Grian: And I was a Watcher and we're all still standing here, wearing costumes.

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Scar: We're not gonna die. We can't die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for the gods to let us die.

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Keralis: I'm busy.

Tango: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die.

Keralis:

Keralis: I'm on my way

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xB: you are the first people in recorded history who have started a fire with water.

Pearl: Thank you!

BadTimes: I DON'T THINK THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT.

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Wels: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Hels, taking the coffee pot out of his reach as it walks by: What if you didn't?

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Jevin: I told Ex to poison someone's drink, but I don't know whose it is...

Gemini: *spits out drink* you WHAT?!

Bdubs: The way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

Biffa: *chugs drink*

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Ren: Someone approaches you and tries to rob you, what do you do?

Cleo: t-pose, to assert dominance.

Ren: That's awful.

Tfc: I pull out the spoon I carry at all times, and say "Thank you lord for this meal I am about to-"

Ren: EVEN WORSE.

Cleo: no, let him finish...

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Hels: I am literally evil incarnate.

Hels: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Hels: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort.

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Impulse: Alright Doc, I need you to rate your pain out of 10.

Doc: 0/10

Impulse: What? Doc, there's a hole in your chest.

Doc: As in 0/10 do not recommend

Doc: Very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks

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Zed: I hope they think I'm cool.

Beef: Who?

Zed: [Points to the dogs across the street]

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Stress: [waking up in Boatem]

Stress: Where am I?

Mumbo: Heaven

Stress: Oh

Stress:

Stress: Didn't think I'd see you here

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Grian looking at the boats in Octagon: and i had a thought only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have

Grian:  Did i do that

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Cub: i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

Ex: [cracking his knuckles]

Ex: manslaughter it is

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Therapist: Practically the only unhealthy behaviour I didn't see from your group was physical violence.

[Boatem all share a look.]

Mumbo: Yea. At least we don't do that.

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True: Is it too much to ask to just have a quiet night in? Slippers, tea, a nice movie?

Biffa, who xe've currently got in a headlock: mood.

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Hels: What are you writing?

Ex: X wants a detailed list of our plan

Hels: *reading over his shoulder* This just says 'Fuck around and find out'

Ex: Exactly

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Hypno to Gemini: Okay, now observe.

Hypno: EVERYONE, The floor is lava!

X: *helps Bdubs onto the counter*

False: *pushes True off the sofa*

Hypno: As you can see, there are two types of people–

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Today's Question: 

What do you guys think you know about me?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Also, would you guys like if I started including True in these? Until the next one, bye! ~Mors