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Cleo: Just because today is bisexual visibility day doesn't mean i'll treat anyone different. I won't let this get to my head.

False: exactly, you shouldn't-

Ex: EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO'S NOT BISEXUAL OWES ME 10 DIAMONDS!

False: There are two types of people.

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Wels: These people fill my heart with some sort of new emotion I've never felt before. They make me feel warm and want to smile!

Hypno: Wels, I think that's happiness.

Wels: Disgusting

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*at a zoo* 

BadTimes: What are they in for? 

Beef: BT, this isn't prison. 

BadTimes: So they can leave? 

Beef: No, but- 

BadTimes, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Ren: I had the best Hallows Eve decorations.

Iskall: Yes, they were very realistic.

Iskall, to Mumbo: Find out if anyone went missing.

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Doc: Stop saying that your life is a joke.

Doc: Jokes have meaning.

Scar: Why did I think for once in your life you were actually going to say something nice-

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Lawyer: Name?

Pearl: Pearlescent Moon

Lawyer: Sex?

Pearl: Never

Lawyer: No, male or female?

Pearl: Doesn't matter

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Cub: Sorry about my last message. My father assures me that whining is a family trait and that I should be over it by the time I'm thirty.

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Jevin, innocently, to Tfc: Please let me go. I'm just a sweet little boy who got caught up with the wrong crowd.

Tfc: How did you get out of the handcuffs?!

Jevin, back in his normal voice: Ah, just a trick I learned in juvie.

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xB, on twitter: One like and I will commit arson.

xB: *likes his own tweet*

xB: Say no more-

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Etho: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys.

Joe: Manslaughter it is

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Biffa: Could you please stop insulting Stress? Her life is pathetic enough without you.

Biffa, to Stress: Don't say I never defend you.

Stress: Can I say you never defend me well?

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Hels: I convinced my 44 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her Instagram posts and left the session feeling so empowered by the realization that while she can't make me better, I can make us both worse.

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Impulse: What a fucking year this week has been.

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Cleo: Well, well, well, If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

Zed: Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes.

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Mumbo: what are you doing?

Keralis, taking a buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of toast he is: Important stuff

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Grian: Okay, let's go over this one more time. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Gemini: We try to fix it before X comes back

Grian: And if that doesn't work?

Gemini: We blame Ex

Grian: Good

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Doc, holding out an allium and looking away: Here.

Bdubs, physically vibrating as he takes it: I like this a normal amount

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X: Is that cheese?

Tango, holding a big block of cheese: Thirty pounds! It's for my camping trip.

X: Cool. Who else is going?

Tango: Me, Impulse, these two Losers we met in Last Life, and Hels.

X: Why are you taking Hels?

Tango: In case there's bears.

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Tfc: I just want to say it's been an honour to be unhinged with all of you.

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Wels: i got back from bailing Hels out of jail again

Jevin: do you do anything else anymore?

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Today's Question:

Favourite way to die?

How on earth is this book a year old help- Thanks for this year, maybe we'll get to the next one. Also, I don't know when the Au info will be out but i'm working on it. Until the next time, bye! ~Mors