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Cub: Where's Zed?

Mumbo: He drank 5 energy drinks one after another and then thought the hummingbirds outside were talking shit about him

Zed: [from outside] SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU WINGED FUCK

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Scar: Hey. This is not the time to blame Impulse.

Impulse: Thank you. Finally.

Scar: There will be plenty of time to blame Imp later, when this is resolved.

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X: Where have you been?! You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead!

Keralis: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.

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Ren: we call this a traumatic event

Ren, looking at Ex: not a 'bruh moment'

Ren, looking at Doc: not a 'major L'

Ren, looking at Grian: not an 'oof lmao'

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Tango: Uh.... Why is the kitchen on fire?

Grian: Pearl was trying to teach Hels how to cook.

[muffled clattering and cursing, gets louder]

Grian: It's, uh.... It's not going so good.

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Pearl: *storming into the room* I'm upset with you.

Cleo: But I didn't do anything?!

Pearl: I was looking in the pantry for a snack and you weren't there.

Cleo:

Joe: You've gotta be kidding me.

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Stress: Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.

Iskall: Thanks, and if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.

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Etho: As of today we are now completely wireless

Etho: And as soon as I figure out where Iskall hid all the wires we'll get that power back on

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Doc: I didn't do it.

False: Then why are you laughing?

Doc: Because whoever did is a freakin' genius!

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Beef: A guardian angel is like this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don't get into trouble.

Wels: Oh, like a parole officer.

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BadTimes: This is your chance to do the right thing!

Ex: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Hels on the first day of season 8: Okay guys, meet my new friend, Gem. She gave me two pounds this morning for some reason, so I bought a jelly pouch with it.

Hypno, whispering: Why did you give him two dollars?

Gemini, whispering back: I thought he was homeless

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Bdubs: Have you guys seen Doc?

Biffa: No, haven't seen him since the storm started

Bdubs: Since the sto- Doc NO!

Meanwhile, Doc standing in the middle of a thunderstorm with an iron shovel raised high: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS

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Jevin: If I wasn't meant to get hurt, then why was I born with the ability to heal?

Hypno:

Jevin: Checkmate

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Tfc: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Can you tell which is which?

xB: *pointing at a picture* that one is the dump

Tfc: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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Ex: I'm going to kill you!

X: Understandable. Could you at least wait until I finish my coffee though?

Ex: ...What?

X: It's a really good coffee

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Gemini [on the phone]: Send dudes.

Stress [visibly confused]: Do...Do you mean nudes?

Gemini: I'm in a fight, I need people.

Stress: YOU'RE IN A WHAT?!

Grian [snatching the phone]: I'll be there in five minutes Gem.

Grian [yelling into the house]: Pearl! Get your baseball bat we are going to help Gem!

Pearl: ON IT!

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Today's Question:

You have an infinite supply of the last thing you bought, what is it?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors