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Hels, learning about pop culture: What happened to Maroons 1-4?

Etho: Nothing you can prove.

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Etho: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Zed: It's just you.

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Ren: How are you?

Etho: Living the dream!

Ren: Really..?

Etho: Nope!

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Tfc: Are they fighting? Should we stop them?

Hypno: WHOS HIDING THEM

Wels: OKAY ILL TELL YOU

Hypno: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

Wels: THE MUFFIN MAN?

Hypno: THE MUFFIN MAN!

Etho: Frankly this could go on all day I'd leave them to it

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Etho: I'm wanted in a couple states.

Etho: Fifty, actually.

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Etho: How's your day going?

xB: -staring off into space- Too much panic, not enough disco.

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Iskall: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Iskall: And I started thinking.

Iskall: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Iskall: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Etho: Are you ok?

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Cub: Met a dumbass today, it was awful.

Etho: You looked in a mirror?

Cub: Someday you will have to pay for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

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Pearl: Your belly button was your mouth at one point.

Etho: ONE DAY. I just want...ONE DAY OF PEACE!

Pearl: There is no peace from the truth, Etho.

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Etho: now, you see, i am in possession of the most VALUABLE currency in the world-

Etho: a blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right

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Doc: For the last time, I'm not just going to let you drink coffee brewed with Monster.

Etho: Ok boomer.

Doc: Firstly, I'm only four months older than you. Secondly, you're grounded.

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Grian: When's your bedtime?

Etho: Whenever I collapse next is purely up to the gods.

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Jevin: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief - Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance - spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Etho: ...

Jevin: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.

Etho: Never fucking speak to me again.

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Joe: I'm sorry, this is really confusing for me.

Etho: Breakfast is confusing for you.

Joe: Well, sometimes it's sweet, and sometimes it's salty. Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?

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Etho: Okay I'm not actually laid back! I'm stressed like 24/7! Have you met my family!?

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Etho: who cares if i want to mentally live in my daydream universe while i physically rot away. that's my business

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Gemini: So let me get this straight

Etho: Yes

Gemini: You drank Cleo's coffee

Etho: Yes

Gemini: She found out...

Etho: Go on...

Gemini: And now she's out for blood.

Etho: Exactly

Etho: And so now do you understand why I'm hiding in here?

Gemini: I should never have let you into my base

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Impulse: Who hurt you?

Etho: Do you want a list?

Impulse, cracking his knuckles: Yes.

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Beef: Hey, did you know there's a rumour that you're gay?

Etho: Rumour? RUMOUR? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

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Stress: Got any parenting advice?

Etho: Don't be one. I don't recommend it. [downs a bottle of wine]

Stress:

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X: Have you considered any alternatives to ordering food through an app?

Etho: Oh, believe me. I tried getting the Kents to FedEx me their leftovers. They weren't even having it.

X: No, I mean like buying ingredients and cooking.

Etho: I don't eat ingredients. I eat food!

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Biffa: He could be a musical prodigy but all they do is shit like this

Etho: [dramatically playing 'Carol of the Bells' on Biffa's grand piano while perfectly screaming 'Dangerous Woman' by Ariana Grande]

False: But why does it fit so well?

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Etho, slightly tipsy: I love you guys so much, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Mumbo: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Etho: Yes!

Scar: I'm starting to feel sorry for you.

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Etho: I think I'm gay because I like guys, but I like girls too, so I must be straight.

Ex, a bisexual: What I'm about to say next will blow your mind -

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Etho: Those guys are definitely plotting something.

Keralis: Maybe they're scheming.

Tango: No, scheming looks different. They're definitely plotting.

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Etho: Isn't that your brother?

BadTimes: *looks over and sees Scar tracing penises on a foggy window*

BadTimes: I'm actually an only child.

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Bdubs: Do we not have a plan?

Etho: Who needs a plan? I've got a gun. [runs ahead]

Bdubs: A gun is not a plan!

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Etho: Are you a warrior?

Cleo: Yes I worry about everything.

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Today's Question:

If the sun is yes and the sound of orange is triangle, how many children can a book kill when it is dead?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next time, bye! ~Mors