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False: What am I doing wrong?

Stress: You want me to answer as your therapist or your friend?

False: Friend.

Stress: Go see a therapist.

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Ren: Doc is a gentle-

Doc: *brutally murdering the wither in the background* DIE, SCUM!

Ren: *louder* -and kind person!

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Biffa: *jumps into X's base*

Biffa: Once again fate throws us together huh?

X: We've built together for five years, this is our base.

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Scar: Imagine how excited Barn Owls were when humans invented barns.

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Cleo: How do people drown lmao just drink the water.

Joe: ?????????

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Ex: When Hels falls asleep in public, I shake it and yell "DONT YOU DIE ON ME!"

Ex: People always clap when it wakes up.

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Hels: Damn I wish I had a brother

Wels:

Wels: Hi ???

Hels:

Hels: Wtf, that's weird.

Hels: Anways, I wish I had a brother

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Hypno: You can never lose an argument if you say 'Shut up nerd' at the end

Jevin: Yes you can

Hypno: Shut up nerd

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Scar: Wow, I feel so happy right now

Scar:

Scar, narrowing his eyes: Something's wrong

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Mumbo: Grian, I need you to get the word out with whatever method of communication young people are using these days.

Grian: Oh yeah, tiny rolled-up scrolls delivered by trained foxes. I'm on it.

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Cleo: The human stress response seems so maladaptive

Joe: To be fair, 90% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediate conclusive scenarios that the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

Cleo: Very very slow tigers are chasing me

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Cub: The death penalty

Tfc: But this is for a speeding ticket-

Cub: The Death Penalty

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BadTimes: I'm well aware that I've accidentally set myself on fire and it's none of your business. I don't need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

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Iskall: Now, what are the three stages of life

Zed: Birth

xB: What the fuck is this

Grian: Death

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Keralis: You seriously have got to stop going to sleep whenever there's a problem you don't wanna deal with.

Bdubs: Give me one plausible reason.

Keralis: Fine, your house catches on fire. How is sleeping gonna help??

Bdubs: But Keralis, it's a win-win situation. If someone extinguishes the fire while I sleep, great! Problem solved. Home saved. Or, if I'm lucky enough, the house burns down I get to die!

Keralis:

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Beef: Are you ever going to stop trying to make me into a better person?

Etho, smiling: It's not likely.

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Tango: *approaches to kiss Zed*

Zed: What do you think you're doing?

Tango: Going to kiss you?

Zed: Ooh, you're reeeally funny, Tango. You think you can be rude to me in my dream and just show up here like nothing happened??

Tango:

Impulse: I'm not payed enough for this.

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"Relationships are overrated. Everyone should be more like me: alone and unhappy."

- Mumbo

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Tango: Welcome to hell, Impulse. I'm your host.

Impulse: ...this is our server

Zed: *evil laughs*

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Etho: I'm pretty sure my whole life is just a self deprecating joke.

Scar: Mine is not even funny, it's just rubbish.

X: You wanna complain about rubbish? My life is so shitty that garbage is too clean for it.

Stress: ... Do you guys need a hug? Or therapy?

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Hypno: Wels... just accept it. They are not coming back. They're dead.

Wels, writing fanfiction and multiple theories: NOT UNTIL THE LAST BOOK IS PUBLISHED!

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I wanna thank everyone who has read and voted for this book. I have some questions for you all:

1) Who do you think is the most underated Hermit?

2) If you could add any other youtuber to hermitcraft, who would it be?

3) Choose 1 to 2 hermits for a chapter themed around them.

The last question is because im planning to do a chapter based around specific hermits every 10th chapter. Until next time, Bye! ~Mors