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Impulse: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me and I want to be set loose.

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Biffa: Your brother is screaming and shouting outside, don't you think you should do something?

BadTimes: You're right, I should

BadTimes: *closes the window*

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xB: Ex. Ex has done this. 

Hels: Why do you say that? 

xB: Because, when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Ex's fault. It saves a lot of time.

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Tango: this is a crazy idea. insane. stupid. it doesn't make any sense.

Pearl: so you'll do it?

Tango:

Tango: naturally.

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Etho, giving Ren advice on how to treat his eye infection: If it hurts you can rinse your eye with boiled water.

Ren: Okay, tha-

Cleo, snapping her fingers: Look at me. I know your dumbass just thought of pouring boiling water into your eye so I'm reminding you that you boil the water then wait for it to cool first, got it?

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*In Chat*

Keralis: Goodnight

Jevin: Sleep tight

Joe: Don't let the bedbugs bite

Keralis: Tonight

Jevin: Imma fight

Joe: Til we see the sunlight

Keralis: Tick tock

Jevin: On the clock

Joe: But the party don't stop no

Stress: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO SLEEP

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X: You better marry a nice man, like Doc

Bdubs: Which is it?

Bdubs: A nice man or someone like Doc?

Doc: If you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee

Bdubs: If you were my husband I'd drink it.

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Iskall: You'll pay for this!

False: Put it on my tab.

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Hypno: Strong people don't put others down. they lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage

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Wels: It's too bad we can't be best friends anymore.

Jevin: Why can't we be best friends anymore?

Wels: You can't be my husband and my best friend. Who would I complain about you to?

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Tfc: Hear me out...

Tfc: You make ten meals, you aren't a cook.

Tfc: You make twenty paintings, you aren't an artist.

Tfc: But you kill ONE PERSON -

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Mumbo: The next person who says 'owo' or 'uwu' is under arrest for crimes against humanity.

Cub: Cwimes against huwumanity.

Mumbo: I am going to break your fingers.

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Grian: I think I'm wanted in a few.

Ex: [sighs] How many servers?

Grian: Universes, Ex. Universes.

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Scar: I'm sick of this. It reminds me of my childhood.

Gemini: You didn't have a happy childhood?

Scar: My favourite toy was a throwing knife. You finish the puzzle.

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Zed: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand

*Lightning strikes Zed*

Zed: Ha! Nice try, idiot! Next time, give it your all!

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Beef: normalise being out of the loop... like what the fuck is even going on lol

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Grian: Sorry I annoyed you. It will happen again

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Hels: I never considered you a rival

Wels: I never considered you at all

Hels:

Hels: now that's just hurtful

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Today's Question:

What would you do if Hermitcraft didn't exist?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors