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Tfc: this area did not pass the vibe check.

Keralis, to Bdubs: i'm begging you to stop teaching him modern slang.

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Hypno, watching Doc do push ups: Wow he's been going at it for a while. I wonder where he gets all the motivation.

Doc, while doing push ups: [to himself] I'm going to be so good at hugging my friends!

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Bdubs: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Scar: Yes.

Bdubs: I love you.

Scar: It back.

[Later]

Stress: Why is Bdubs crying face-down on the floor?

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BadTimes: F*ck you my friends are completely fine.

*Later that day*

Ren: Guys? GUYS?! I just found out that 51 is divisible by 17, I feel sick.

Ren: What's next 189 is divisible by 7???

Cub: It is-

Ren: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

Jevin: Maths is literally made up, just say 3+4=8, who's gonna stop you?

Cub: Common sense?

X: Yeah we ain't got that-

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Mumbo: Gem, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?

Gemini: Ren, Mumbo wants you to get out of the house.

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Hels: You look like someone who will create lots of problems for me.

Zed: wtf

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xB: don't come back to our place.

False: why?

xB: X is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore.

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Iskall: If I let anything ever happen to Grian, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Iskall: Of course I wouldn't have to. Because Ex and Pearl would kill me.

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Grian: The time to act is now.

Grian: Wink, wink.

Ex: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Grian: Oh, sorry.

Grian: Wink.

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Tango: sometimes i wonder if it would be easier being a cat. i could just sleep all day and hiss at anyone who comes near me.

Pearl: you do that anyway.

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Etho: I'm a God.

Joe: You yelled "shut up" at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.

Cleo: Shut it. He's a God.

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Wels: God knew not to make me human because i would be a cult leader.

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Impulse: What a lovely, quiet day.

Impulse:

Impulse: I left the others locked in the garage, didn't I

Beef: I was wondering when you were going to realize

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Biffa: Cleo was spotted in a gay bar.

Hels: That's like seeing a fork in the kitchen.

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X: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

X: *upends the bottle*

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BadTimes: Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't worry anyone.

Scar: We just figured you were dead.

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Zed: Truth or dare?

Tango: Truth

Zed: What's your credit card number?

Tango: Mm no, dare

Zed: Tell me your credit card number

Tango: I still don't like this game.

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Gemini: I've decided I want to be cremated

Joe: Like when you die?

Gemini: [shrugs] Surprise me

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Teacher: Now, we will talk about the nervous system.

Etho: Actually, all my systems are nervous.

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Beef: What are you getting Wels for the holidays?

Jevin: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when he married you. So I'm not sure yet.

xB: I'm getting him a divorce lawyer.

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Grian, trying to comfort Hypno: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Ex: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.

X: No. No we're not.

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Today's Question:

When do you think this book will end?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors