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Zed: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.

BadTimes: I'm a chronic insomniac. I was born for this.

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Ren: *Posts a super low-quality image to the chat*

Gemini: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Ren: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Tfc: Actually I did the math, Gemini would have $225, not $0.15.

Gemini: I'm right here....

Doc: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Tango: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Doc: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tango: :(

Ren: Hey I just realized Tfc is right, Gem would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Doc: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Jevin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Pearl: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Doc: Apply juice to what

Pearl: Directly to the forehead

Gemini: Great chat everyone

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Cub: My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome

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Scar, forcing Jellie to look at the screen while they watch Alien (1979): Do you see how Ripley is able to save Jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?

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Beef: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Iskall: is he always like this when he loses?

Bdubs: yes. you should have seen him last year during the jenga incident.

Hypno: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE ON PURPOSE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT—

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Random Person: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Hels, watching BadTimes screaming, Ex trying to set a sleeping X on fire, and Wels randomly dying: I don't

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Biffa: i didn't do anything

X: i don't believe you, because i didn't ask

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Grian: I do not have trauma!

Grian: *insert memories of yandere high school*

Grian: Nope, no trauma here!

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Impulse: What most people don't realize is that questions usually have more than one answer, it's all subjective.

Impulse: For example, if you asked me if I'm ok, I'd answer I am.

Impulse: My therapist on the other hand would strongly disagree.

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xB, bursting into the room: Wels, tell me I'm pretty.

Wels: You're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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Keralis: hey Stress, are you busy?

Stress: yes

Keralis: cool, look at this—

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Etho: I have a goldfish called rainbow

Mumbo: That's nice. Why'd you pick that name?

Etho: Because it changes colour every two weeks

*later*

Mumbo: Ex, what did you do to Etho's goldfish??

Ex: It died, okay??! What else should I have done?

Mumbo: Maybe get one of the same colour?!

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False: Look, I don't wanna step on your toes, you don't wanna step on mine. We're both writers.

Joe: Yes, I suppose, if we broaden the definition to "those who can spell"

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Cleo: I just don't understand why we got kid's menus.

Grian: Does that mean I can have your crayons?

Cleo: No, fuck off.

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Evil's Gang: *Fighting*

Pearl: Can I get a waffle?

Grian: *Falls into the void*

Bdubs: *Has a mental breakdown*

Scar: *Dies again*

Pearl: Can I please get a waffle?

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Gemini: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Ex: Yup.

Ex: Don't think you're special.

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Today's Question:

Who's season 8 episode did you watch first?

Season 8 pog. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors