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X: you guys really put everything aside and came here so fast for me? how did you do it?

Stress: several flight violations.

Scar: three counts of resisting arrest.

Stress: thirteen energy drinks each.

Scar: also, these aren't our elytras.

X:

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Bdubs: Tall people: if we are walking together, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs. I don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you titans

Cleo: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don't have all day.

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Cub: *wakes up to Etho being an inch from his face*

Etho: So we had this id-stop screaming, it's 2 in the morning! Do you want us to get caught-so we had this idea

Cub: Who's we?

Grian: *directly next to Etho's face* So we had this idea

Cub: Fucking Christ there's two of them

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Tango: what do you think is wrong with BT?

Joe: off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental figures, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety

BadTimes: I'm right here.

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Wels: Give me one reason why I should let you live.

Impulse: Because I'm secretly the voice actor for the main character of your favourite anime, and if you kill me there'll never be anymore episodes!

Wels: ....

Wels: Is that why there are so many hiatuses?!

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Ren: What was I thinking? I can't fight! I've never been in a fight before! Just look at these noodle arms! What am I going to do?

Hels: Just bonk him over the head, it's nature's snooze button.

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Beef: so, did they ever teach you cursive?

Jevin: well, I know shit and bitch and fu--

Beef: cursive, Jev! not cursing!

Jevin: oh.

Jevin: then no.

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Iskall: For once in my life I want to get up without experiencing the seven stages of grief

Biffa: There are only five stages?

Biffa: What are the extra two stages?

Iskall: Denial 2 and Astral Projection

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False: I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling 'What are you? I've never seen one like you?'

False: Then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk. I'm speechless.

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Zedaph: I like to scream into the void. It helps keeping me from murdering someone.

Doc:

Doc: I used to worry about you but then I got to know you and realized that it all made sense.

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Hypno: Not dealing with things is my preferred way of dealing with things.

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Bdubs: This is the uniform of a great man!

Mumbo: Does he know you're wearing it?

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xB: Sometimes people ask "if all your friends were jumping off a cliff, would you do it too?"

xB: First of all, I'd jump off a cliff without my friends.

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Ex: Someone asked me if I was a boy or a girl.

Ex: Isn't it obvious? I'm a bitch.

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Doc: I will send my army to attack!

Doc: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Keralis: am I straight?

Tfc: not even a little bit

Keralis:

Keralis: I meant my parking

Tfc: oh yeah you're good

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X: So we've gotten to the point in quarantine where G comes home and says, "X"-

X, pointing at a creepy looking statue on the table: "I brought home a potentially cursed item"!

Grian: The keyword is "potentially"!

X: The keyword is "CURSED"!

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Today's Question:

What's your sexuality or gender?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Happy pride to all of you as well! Until the next time, bye! ~Mors