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Hels: Wels, why are you looking at me through a fork?

Wels: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Hels:....

Wels: It's spiritually healing.

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Zed [trying to flirt]: Are you taken?

Wels: Uh... only for granted.

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Wels: Careful, if you keep being so sweet people are going to start thinking you're in love with me.

xB: What could I ever have possibly done to make you think I'm not?

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Wels: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.

X: This is a prison cell.

Wels: I was being sarcastic. Help me find a way out of here.

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Grian: Wels do you have suicidal thoughts?

Wels: Yeah, but only like, the normal amount.

Grian:

Wels:

Grian: THE NORMAL AMOUNT IS FUCKING ZERO-

Wels:

Grian:

Wels: That can't be right.

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Stress: Are you high?

Wels: Am I what now?

Stress: High

Wels: Hello

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Mumbo: I've heard you're really cute when you're angry.

Wels: Yeah? Well in that case, I'm about to become real fucking adorable.

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Ren: Wels? Can I get some dating advice?

Wels: Just because I'm with Jev doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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False: HELP! I TOLD CLEO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Wels, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Iskall: According to a scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world.

Wels: They obviously haven't seen my patience.

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Wels: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Bdubs: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Scar: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Doc: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Tango: What the fuck is wrong with you guys-

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Cleo: How many sour gummy bears have you had today?

Wels, laying in a bed of sour gummy bear packages: Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human.

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Impulse: If you murder six people twenty times, does that make you a mass murderer?

Cub: It makes you a mass murderer because you technically killed 120 people.

Etho: It makes you the murderer of six people.

Biffa: It makes you a sadist, because that's not really mass murder, that's just torture.

Wels: Murdering 120 people is not impressive enough to make you a mass murderer.

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Wels: Do I look like I know what I'm doing?

Beef: Yes?

Wels: Oh good, I should fool the others as well then.

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Wels: My new rule is that no one can veto my rules.

Joe: Well, that's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.

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Wels: Someone is after me, and I have no idea who.

Jevin: Do you have any suspects?

Wels: No, it could be anyone.

Jevin: It couldn't be anyone, it would have to be someone you've upset.

Jevin:

Jevin: Actually, you're right--it could be anyone.

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Ex: How the fuck are you so strong?

Wels: Every time I cry, I do a push-up.

Ex:

Ex: And there I was, thinking one of us was mentally stable.

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Wels: I'm dealing with my shit the way I'm dealing with it.

Hypno: Are your methods healthy?

Wels: No.

Hypno: Are they effective?

Wels: No.

Hypno: Are you going to change what you're doing?

Wels: No.

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Tfc: Dammit, Keralis!

Keralis: What?! It wasn't me!

Tfc: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, BadTimes!

BadTimes: Not me either.

Tfc: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Wels: *whistles*

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Hels: Your existence is confusing.

Wels: How so?

Hels: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me and I like it when good things happen to you, which is also annoying.

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Today's Question:

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Also, we got 20k reads! Thanks to everyone who has read this book. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors