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Ren: Bonjour Doc. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Doc: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Ren: Is that what that means? Man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

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Cleo: I was born and raised in England.

Grian: Which part?

Cleo: All of me except my left arm. She's Russian.

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X: Ex, your smiling what happened.

Ex: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Hels: Grian tripped and fell down the stairs.

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Doc: How tall are you?I

Grian: Height is a social construct.

Doc: So you're short.

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X: I made tea.

Tfc: I don't want tea.

X: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Tfc: Then why did you tell me?

X: It's a conversation starter.

Tfc: It's a horrible conversation starter.

X: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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 Ex: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Grian: Do you mean alcohol or like, with a gun?

Ex: yES

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Hels: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.

Ex: Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Wels: That's not how-

X: Technically they're right.

Wels: Don't encourage them!

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Doc: Sorry I'm late.

Beef: What happened?

Doc: Nothing. I just really didn't want to come

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Impulse: Zed would throw himself in front of a train for us.

Tango: Zed would throw himself in front of a train for fun.

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Ren: I had a terrible dream last night, Iskall was in it.

Iskall: And?

Ren: What do you mean 'And?'

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X: Since when was babysitting the hermits my-

X: Oh my God, that's exactly my job.

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Stress: Why would anyone want to hurt Ex?

False: Maybe because they met them?

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Wels: What should I get Hels for its birthday?

Cleo: Medication.

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Jevin: Violence isn't the answer.

Wels: You're right!

Hypno: ???

Wels: Violence is the question.

Biffa: And the answer is yes!

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BadTimes: Hello? Can you let me in? I tried blowing up your door and it didn't work...

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Cleo: *runs into the room and slams the door, clearly panicked*

False: Calm down! What happened?

Cleo: NOBODY DIED!!!

Joe: What kind of answer is that?!

Stress: *running out the door* Hopefully an accurate one!

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Mumbo: I just wanna sleep for like, 70 hours.

xB: You do know that's a coma, right?

Mumbo: God, that sounds so good. I could go for a light coma right now.

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Cub: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Scar: Killed without hesitation.

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Bdubs: There are 10 kids and 7 chairs, what do you do?

Keralis: Have everyone stand!

Etho: Bring three more chairs.

Zed: The most important can sit.

Grian: Kill three.

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Joe: I've never been in a snowball fight before.

Bdubs: What!?

Joe: Like, is there a point system or is it just to the death?

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Tango: What's wrong with Ex?

X: They don't handle alcohol well...

Ex: I'M GOING TO STEAL THE END PORTAL!!

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Wels: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Hels: I'm a knife.

BadTimes: *from across the room* ITS A LITTLE SPOON!

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False: Truth or dare?

Tango: Truth.

False: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tango: Dare.

False: Go to sleep.

Tango: ...I don't like this game.

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