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Joe: I am an expert at identifying birds

xB: okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Joe: yeah, those are definitely all birds

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BadTimes, bursting into the town hall: OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU PUNKS TAUGHT SCAR A SWEAR WORD!? 

 Everyone: [Looks at Ex] 

Ex: WHAT THE HELL!? I NEVER SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIM! [Muffled screams as they are restrained and dragged away by BadTimes] 

 -4 Hours Earlier, In the Aque Town-

Bdubs: Ok Scar, lets build this thing! 

Scar: Yea! 

Bdubs: So, do you want to start with- [Stubs Toe] OW FUCK!

Scar: Fuck!

Bdubs, thinking: BadTimes is gonna kill me

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Hels: Biffa! My favourite Hermit! The best person in-

Biffa: What do you want me to explain this time

Hels: What is a "furry"

Biffa: Ren

Ren: Hey!

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Wels: we can't go in there, it says 18+ and there's only two of us

Beef: you're so fucking dumb

Beef: just invite more people

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Stress: Wait, I thought you were straight?

Tango: ...

Tango: Please tell me what on God's green earth I did to make you think I was straight so I can never do it again.

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Etho*on the phone*: Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, I'm at school.

Etho: Anyways, you said this was a good story idea. That's great.

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Impulse: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Zedaph: Not by the law!

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Grian: You know, if an adult is a nice person that's not "innocence." They learned how to actively be a good person. They're not some eternal child

Grian: Also I'm gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait?

Iskall: Because being nice gets you taken advantage of a lot more than being an asshole. It makes you naive. Like a child

Mumbo: You're right, "I like to be mean because it benefits me. Being nice is for babies" is a very mature attitude

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Jevin: What are you doing?

False: Helping Hypno look for his box of corn flakes that I ate an hour ago.

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Hypno: so, are you two dating now?

Ren and Doc: Yes.

Hypno: why?

Ren: I happen to find Doc very smart and attractive and-

Hypno: yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Doc's head.

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Doc: everything will be ok. you can not stop it.

Doc: everything will be fine. you have no choice.

Cleo: what the fuck kinda pep talk is that?

Doc: ominous positivity. 

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Cub to Tfc: Keralis has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about ANY given topic. Watch.

Cub (louder): Hey Keralis, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Keralis: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?

Cub: Now what state is it in?

Keralis (scoffs): I don't know, Ecuador or something.

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Random Visiter: Stop it or I'm reporting you to the server admin

X, pranking Etho: I am the admin

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Wels, finding blood: Oh, not good... not good at all...

Tfc, nodding: I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but even I know... Your blood's supposed to stay on the inside.

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Professor: The bell doesn't dismiss you; I do!

Etho: Okay.

[the next day]

Professer: Why are you late?!

Etho: The bell doesn't tell me to go to class; I do.

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Joe: And what do you say when you feel bummed out?

X, remembering the one thing Ex taught him: So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Joe: Wha-

X, clapping through the pain:

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Today's Question:

What is the opposite of your dream job?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors