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X: Be admin on Hermitcraft, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Joe: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Cleo: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

False: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER YOU DUMBA-

Stress, screaming as something explodes:

X, sighing: Don't listen to them. Don't.

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Hels: [watching Ex sleep]

Hels: I just love them so much, they're my everything.

Ex: [snores]

Hels: I can't live like this.

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Tango: Hey long time no see. How ya doin?

Impulse: I am fine, thank you for asking! Though recently there has been a darkness growing within me.

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Ren: Woof.

Doc: I would never have thought of that.

Zed: Okay, can Doc actually speak dog or is he messing with us?

Grian: Knowing him, it may very well be both

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Biffa, to the group: Can you guys tell me what Wels is holding?

Hypno: a pumpkin

Jevin: pumpkin

Beef: Spooky orange

xB: A pumpkin!!

Etho: I think it's a pumpkin..

Biffa: Wels, can you tell everyone what you're holding

Wels: a Halloween apple!!

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Tfc: You're obsessed with yourself.

Iskall: And you're not??? Sad. Tragic.

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BadTimes: I never brag

Scar: You once called your face the "proof of the Gods' existence"

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Keralis: Here's your coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Mumbo: Thank you.

[takes a sip]

Mumbo: Horrible.

[takes another sip]

Keralis: Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?

Mumbo: Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

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Cub: How are we going to get in?

Ex: Don't worry, I'm a master lockpicker.

Ex: *smashes window*

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Ren: I want kids so bad.

Bdubs: So? Go to a playground and take one, stupid. Where do you think kids come from?

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Grian: Wait I just realized that Mumbo gave me new stuff for my keyring the day after he complained that I kept accidentally sneaking up on him because I don't realize how quiet I am. He belled me like a cat and I didn't even realize.

Ex: Haha catboy.

Grian: Everyone is so mean to me all the time.

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Zed: Looks like we're on Plan B.

Impulse: Technically, this would be Plan G.

Tango: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?

Iskall: Yes, but Wels dies in Plan M.

Wels: I like Plan M.

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False: Time for plan sparkles!

Stress: Plan sparkles?

False: We ran out of letters a long time ago.

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Ren: Are you a practicing homosexual?

Hels: I don't have to practice. I'm very good at it.

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Beef: Yes, I'm homophobic.

Beef: 99% of the problems in my life have been caused by a gay person.

Beef: I mean that gay person happened to be my dumbass, but still.

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Jevin: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?

Hypno: Nah, it's cool.

xB: The backyard is on fire.

Hypno: Aesthetic.

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Cleo: Do you have anything to tell me?

Joe: I do not.

Cleo: Okay but, your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like, I don't know, I don't wanna call you a liar, but the stars don't lie, so...

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BadTimes: Is Pink Panther a lion?

X: ... Say that again but slower

BadTimes:

BadTimes: I don't get it

X: He's the Pink PANTHER

BadTimes: Okay! but- is he a lion?

Scar, walking in: Bro. He's a panther

BadTimes:

BadTimes: Is that like a kind of lion...?

Scar: No. It's a PANTHER

BadTimes: I just googled... They're not pink though?

X: AND LIONS FUCKING ARE???

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Ex, banging on Grian's door: G! I need you to hide me!

Grian, ushering Ex in: Who's after you?!

Ex: Xisuma! I broke his tea cup set-

Grian, pushing Ex back out the door: Not a chance. You're on your own. Goodbye.

Ex: But-

Grian: *slams door*

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Today's Question:

'You' is the answer. What is the question?

I want to congratulate everyone who said C on the last question, you got it right! Thanks for reading this chapter, bye! ~Mors


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