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Scar: If I cut off my leg and swing it at you, am I hitting you or kicking you?

Cub: I think you'd mentally scar me more than anything.

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Bdubs: *is bleeding*

Keralis: Quickly, what's your blood type?

Bdubs: ...B positive

Keralis: I'm trying but you're bleeding...

Doc: *in the distance* wtf...

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Zed: *screams*

Grian: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Impulse: Should we stop them?

Iskall: Nah I wanna see who wins.

Tango: £10 Zed wins?

Mumbo: Oh, you're on.

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X: Why would you give Ex a knife?!

Biffa: They felt unsafe.

X: Well now I feel unsafe!

Biffa:

Biffa: ...Would you like a knife?

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Ex: *is happy*

Wels: What's wrong with Ex?

X: They're happy.

Wels: *on the verge of tears* I don't like it...

X: *terrified* Me neither...

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Jevin: I'm not doing too well...

Jevin: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Hypno: *walks in*

Jevin: Oh, here it is again!

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Hels: I'm so useless.

BadTimes: No you're not!

Ex: Yeah, you can be used as a bad example.

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Biffa: Some people think I'm crazy.

Biffa: They obviously haven't met my friends.

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Ren: If being attractive was a crime, I'd get a life sentence.

Etho: A life sentence?!

Etho: For a crime you didn't commit?!

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Etho: Alright Beef, we tried things your way.

Beef: No we didn't

Doc: I tried it in my head and it didn't work.

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Jevin: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Wels: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else... I know I am.

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Grian: I got grounded for a while week just because I came home late.

Cub: Well you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that then showing up again.

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X: I think you're still experiencing the affects of your party last night.

Ex: All I drank was redbull!

X: How many?

Ex: ...Eighteen.

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Keralis: This was almost a great idea!

Bdubs: You just describe like 90% of our ideas.

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Beef: That sounds like a terrible plan!

Doc: Oh, we've had worse.

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X: Here on Hermitcraft we strongly go by the rule "If you're going to fail, you may as well fail spectacularly"

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Wels: *answers phone* Hello?

Hels: It's Hels

Wels: What did it do this time

Hels: No, it's actually me

Wels: ...What did you do this time

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Cleo: I sort of did something and I need some advice but I don't want a lot of criticism.

False: And you came to me?

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Scar: I trusted you!

BadTimes: ...Why?

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X: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?

Mumbo: Well it's kinda complicated but Grian-

X: Got it. Forget I asked.

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X: Just be yourself! Say something nice!

Ex: Which one? I can't do both.

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Grian: I think you guys should play my parents!

X: I am not going to be your parent.

Mumbo: I'm leaving.

Grian: Great! You already know your lines!

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter! See you in the next one. Until then, bye! ~Mors