|=====|=====|

Impulse: Have you seen Zed?

Iskall: Blond guy with blue eyes, obnoxious laugh, way too annoying for his own good?

Impulse: Yeah exactly

Iskall: Never seen him

|=====|=====|

Grian: I'm so ready to be able to legally drink.

Grian: Only eating all these years has left me very thirsty.

Grian: I have heard very good things about water.

|=====|=====|

BadTimes: [about Ex] Why aren't you dating them?

Hels: Because I'd destroy them.

Biffa: they'd be into that.

|=====|=====|

Etho: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Stress: ...I did, I broke it.

Etho: No, no you didn't. xB?

xB: Don't look at me, look at Doc!

Doc: What?! I didn't break it!

xB: Then how'd you know it was broken?

Doc: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

xB: Suspicious.

Doc: NO IT'S NOT!

Stress: Let's not fight, I broke it. let me pay for it, Etho.

Etho: No! Who broke it?

Doc: Ex's been awfully quiet...

Ex: REALLY?!

Doc: YEAH REALLY!

Etho: *in another room* I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from know they'll be at each other's throats with war paint in their faces and Ex's helmet on a stick.

Etho: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

|=====|=====|

Jevin: Promise me that you wont start any fights this time.

Wels: Fine, I promise I wont start any fights.

Jevin: Thank you.

Wels: ...I will finish them though.

|=====|=====|

Cleo: shotgun!!!!

False: Oh, come on, you were shotgun on the way he-

Cleo: No I found a shotgun!!

Cleo: *cocks gun* I also want front seat!

|=====|=====|

Cub: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Scar: They needed adult supervision.

|=====|=====|

Mumbo: IF YOU HATE MY MOUSTACHE, SIR, THEN YOU HATE ME.

|=====|=====|

*meeting for the first time*

TFC: Listen, kid-

Zed: you can call me Zed

TFC: I'd rather not. If I named you, I could get attached

|=====|=====|

Bdubs: Who decided to call it 'emotional baggage' and not 'griefcase'?

Keralis: He's onto something.

X: *deep sigh*

|=====|=====|

Tango: BEEF!!! REN IS BEING STUPID!!!

Beef, not paying attention: REN STOP IT!

Ren, just sitting there: What- what the FUCK?!

|=====|=====|

Hypno: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Joe: They do.

Hypno: Why do you say that with such certainty?

|=====|=====|

Scar: If I died how much would you miss me?

Grian: It's cute you think death will get you out of this relationship.

|=====|=====|

Ex: Here's the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

Hels: I think that's called a threat.

|=====|=====|

Impulse: Would you shoot your partner in the leg for 10 million diamonds?

Tango: You shoot me in the leg and once it gets better we'll buy a huge ass mansion.

Zed: You can shoot me too and we'll have 20 million diamonds.

Tango: Good idea.

Zed: Fuck the system.

|=====|=====|

xB: I'm like 90% sure humans can't outrun moose.

Beef: They can run 35mph.

Etho: If a moose ran through a school zone, it would get a ticket.

|=====|=====|

Iskall: False isn't answering her phone.

Stress: I'll call.

Cleo: Iskall and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

False, over the phone: Hello?

|=====|=====|

Grian, entering his therapist's office on a skateboard and drinking apple juice: Hey, you're not gonna believe this-

|=====|=====|

Scar: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

BadTimes: Honestly not much.

|=====|=====|

Ex: If you're smart, you'll run away.

Ex: Far far away....

X: Well I'm not!

Ex: you're not smart?

X: NO!!

X: I meant I'm not running away. You know that. I am smart. Why must you phrase your sentences like that.

Ex: I'm a villain

|=====|=====|

Iskall: [Holding up Mumbo's sweater] what colour is this?

TFC: It's grey

Joe: grey

Zed: grey

Iskall: [turns to Mumbo] now tell them what colour you said it is

Mumbo: [quietly] ...dark white

|=====|=====|

Today's Question:

You can meet any of the Hermits in real life, who do you meet?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, bye! ~Mors