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Hypno: I don't know how to tell you this, Jevin, but you're in love with me.

Jevin: What?

Jevin:

Jevin: Oh my god, I am.

Wels: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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Grian: *taps table*

Etho: *taps table back*

Doc: what the hell are they doing?

xB: Morse code.

Grian: *taps table aggressively*

Etho, standing up from his seat: YOU BITCH! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Random Person: How did you get to know Xisuma so quickly?

Hels: Dated his sibling.

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BadTimes: What is your favourite leg?

Ex: Left.

[later]

X: What's the weirdest thing your kid has ever asked you?

Ex: "What is your favourite leg?"

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Hels: Sometimes I feel like I failed as a parent.

Scar: SOMETIMES?

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Bdubs: Doc has a picture of me in his wallet. He said whenever he faces a problem, he looks at it and the problem disappears.

Rest of the nHo: awww~

Bdubs: Yeah, I thought it was unusually sweet too until he said, "Because what problem could possibly be worse than you?"

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Impulse: Woah, are you ok?! What's wrong?!

Zed: Oh nothing much. Just accidentally bound my soul to that of someone who should have been fictional, but somehow isn't, and is now stuck with me for the foreseeable future.

Impulse: ...I'm sorry I asked.

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Grian: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me

Iskall: how did you get in my house?

Grian: exactly

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Cleo and False, walks into the room holding hands:

Stress: So who finally confessed?

Cleo, smiling proudly: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.

False: You yelled "listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them" from the roof.

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Joe: Ex is at that very special age when a person has only one thing on their mind.

Tfc: Sex?

Joe: Homicide.

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Keralis: I need you

Beef: For

Keralis: Ever

Beef: *voice crack* okay

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Cub, to HEP before they found the Resistance HQ: we need to infiltrate the Mycelium Resistance base! We know they're up to something!!

Meanwhile... Ren, to the Mycelium Resistance: Alright so for this game of freeze tag you can't use your hands and my lab is off limits-

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Tango: Can I please have some attention?

Zed, hugging him tight: HERE'S YOUR ATTENTION.

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Biffa: So, here's the tea.

Mumbo: For the last time, it's called a mission report.

Biffa: Listen, do you want the tea or not?

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Hels: You're fucking weird.

Wels: And you are adequately self-aware to recognize the hypocrisy of that remark.

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Etho: I hate you!

xB: I hate me too! You're not special!

Etho, softly: bro we talked about this-

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Doc: Sometimes I feel like everyone around me is an idiot.

Doc: And by "sometimes" I mean "all of the time."

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Ren: Want to help me with my wedding?

Iskall: Oh, you're getting married?

Ren: Yeah!

Iskall: That's nice. What do you want me to do?

Ren: Be my spouse.

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Today's Question:

You wake up with the ability to see people's usernames for every site they use, Who do you look up first and why?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors