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Doc: How drunk was I last night?

Beef: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water

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Impulse: *holds the door open for Zed* After you

Zed: No, after you

Impulse: I insist, after you

Tango: *pushes past both of them* After me

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X: How much did you spend on this date?

Wels: £400, but it's all on credit cards so it's £5 a month for the next 80 years

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Ex: Are you in love with Hels?

BadTimes: No.

Ex: Then why do you keep writing B+H everywhere?

BadTimes: ...It stands for ...bitterness and hatred!

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TFC: I don't have a favourite hermit.

TFC: They all annoy me equally.

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Cleo: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter a.

Joe: You thought you did something here, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the English lexicon.

Cleo: wtf Joe

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X: *banging on the door* Open up!

Ex: It all started when I was a kid...

Mumbo: No, he meant-

X: Shh, let them finish.

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Stress: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl!

Ren: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. Even Doc couldn't fight in that dress.

Doc: No, but I would make a ravishing bride tho.

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Scar: Tale as old as time~

Zed: Memes as old as vine~

Grian: Beauty and the-

Tango: YEET!

Impulse: ...Why did I sign up for this?

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Keralis: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Bdubs: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Jevin: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Biffa: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Wels: I TRIED TO STOP YOU DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Hels: Pass me the pepper.

Wels: What's the magic word?

Hels: et transite vobis, impetibili mihi piperis- 

X: Just take it! Omg!

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Hypno: Hey do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

xB: You are a hazard to society.

Etho: And a coward, do twenty.

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Grian: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Doc: Ok but in my defense Ren bet me 15 diamonds I couldn't drink all that bleach.

Grian: That's not what I wanted-

Grian: You drank bleach!?

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Iskall: What's it like dating Doc?

Ren: One time I asked him for a glass of water when he was mad at me. 

Ren: He brought me a glass of ice and said 'wait.'

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Bdubs: Here you go Doc! A nice hot cup of coffee!

Doc: This is cold.

Bdubs: A nice cup of coffee.

Doc: It's horrible.

Bdubs: A cup of coffee...

Doc: Is this even coffee?

Bdubs: Cup.

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Mumbo: I'm the most responsible person in this group!

Iskall: You just set our base on fire.

Mumbo: And I take full responsibility for that!

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I hope you enjoyed the second chapter of incorrect quotes! Until then, bye! ~Mors