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Iskall: You son of a bitch!

Grian: [Grabbing his sword] What did you just call my mother?!

Iskall: I meant your dad-

Grian: Oh, ok continue

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X: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Ren: Prettiest Smile

Stress: Nicest Personality

Cleo: "Most Likely to start a bar fight"

False: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"

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Impulse: Bro.

Zed: What, bro?

Impulse: Cover your eyes.

Zed: *covers his eyes*

Impulse: What do you see?

Zed: Nothing.

Impulse: That's what you mean to me, bro.

Zed: Br- wait.

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xB: BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Etho: Actually I am. I don't know how to do taxes or how an engine works

xB: BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY AINT ONE

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Bdubs: Doc won't trace it back to us.

Keralis: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven't even done back to us.

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BadTimes: Hey, Hels!

BadTimes: can Scar and I play fight outside?

Hels: Yeah, sure, whatever, I'm not your dad.

Scar: thank you!

Hels: noT IN THE STREET!!!

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Biffa: What does your gut tell you?

Ex: 'Go ask X, he'll know what to do'.

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[sirens going off in the distance]

Jevin, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They found me

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Tango: come on man!

Joe: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 92: 'No'.

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[On a date]

Wels: So what's your favourite colour?

Beef: Really? Don't ask me dumb questions.

Wels: How is formic acid prepared in a lab? Give the chemical reactions for it.

Beef:

Beef: My favourite colour is red.

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Cub: Get out of my room, Mumbo.

Mumbo: *standing exactly one inch from the doorway* But I'm not even in your room

Cub: I don't care get out of my room!

Mumbo: But I'm not IN your room!

Cub: Well you're bothering me so GET OUT!

Mumbo: I'm just minding my own business!

Cub: Yeah, in MY room! SCAAAAR, Mumbo is in my room!

Scar: Mumbo, get out of Cub's room.

Mumbo: I'M NOT EVEN IN HIS FUCKING ROOM!

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Hypno, being righteous and inspiring: Remember, you've survived 100% of your worst days!

Cleo: No I haven't.

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Grian: My furbie died in my arms when I was a child.

TFC: I am so sorry for your loss.

Grian: Wasn't a loss. I had never felt more like a god.

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Doc: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

Bdubs: What mood is that?

Doc: Last minute panic.

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Etho, to xB: that's it! I'm challenging you to an Agni Kai!

Beef, to Doc: a what?

Doc: some nerd fight idk

xB: *pulling out a lighter and axe body spray* You're going down, bitch.

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BadTimes: *throwing away his controller* Dammit I lost again!

Scar:

Scar: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?

BadTimes: Yes, that would be lovely.

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Iskall: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Ren: It's not a joke.

Ren: *sniffles*

Ren: I'm a legit snack.

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Mumbo, at a mall: excuse me, can I make an announcement? I lost my friends.

Mall worker: Of course!

Mumbo, at full volume on the speakers: Goodbye, you little shits.

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[In Among Us]

Tango: Biffa was near X's body, didn't report

Biffa: I did not care about it

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[On a date]

Scar: So what do you do?

Cub, holding up the menu: You just choose something to eat from here.

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Today's Question:

You are taken back to January 1st 2020, what do you do?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. until the next one, bye! ~Mors