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Bdubs: You played me like a fiddle

Doc: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play

Doc: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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Tfc: How many children do you have?

Joe: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Mumbo: Iskall, Stress, this is Grian, I found him on the side of the -

Iskall: Mumbo, no, you can't keep adopting random children

Mumbo: Too late, I already adopted them

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X, to the other Hermits: Pick your battles. Pick... pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That's too many.

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Etho: Can you overdose on vitamin D?

xB: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died

Beef, with tears in his eyes: iCarly is dead?

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Bdubs, Scar, and Cub: *SCREAMING*

Tango, sprinting into HEP HQ: WHAT'S WRONG CUB??

Scar: WHY ARE YOU ONLY ASKING HIM?! WE'RE ALL SCREAMING

Tango: Because Cub doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance

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False, standing at the coffin at Cleo's funeral: I can't believe I have to say goodbye... I need a moment on my own, guys...

The rest of the server: Ok take as long as you need

The rest of the server: [leaves]

False: [looks around]

False: The coast is clear

Cleo: [opens one eye]

Cleo: This is our best prank yet

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Ex: If I could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing i'd do is put U and I together

Hels: If you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you'd do is spell SEX and then laugh about it for hours

Ex:

Ex: You know me so well

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Grian: Sorry it took me so long to arrive to the alleyway. I broke down on the way here.

Stress: Oh, is your car ok?

Grian: Car?

Stress:

Grian:

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Cub: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?

BadTimes: Are you sure, dude? Isn't there someone else better you could ask? Like, literally anyone else?

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Biffa: Just buried Ex an hour ago :(

Biffa: They're gonna be so mad when they wake up lmao

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Impulse: Didn't you die?

Zed: That was an hour ago, things change

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Wels: "Revenge"? That sounds dishonourable.

Jevin: Oh, good! So you're not going to-

Wels: I prefer to call it "returning the favour".

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Keralis, at Hypno's funeral: I'm gonna miss him so much

Hypno, walking in: Why are you all so sad.

Keralis: You're dead. I watched you get murdered.

Hypno: Death is a social construct

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Ren: Whoops.

Cub: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it.

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Grian, peeking under the blanket: Doc? Are you ready to come out and interact with other people?

Doc: [demonic screeching]

Grian: Understandable, have a good day.

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Zed: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Impulse: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

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xB: Etho screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

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X: *falls down*

Biffa: *catches him* I think you just fell for m-

X: Put me down.

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Grian: Papa didn't raise no quitter

Grian: Well, actually, papa didn't raise me at all

Grian: Which is why I'm quitting

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Hels: I love knitting

Wels: Why?

Hels: I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens...

Wels: I'm sorry, what was the middle part?

Hels: I can make a hat

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Today's Question:

You have to watch an episode of Hermitcraft on loop for 24 hours. In can be by anyone from any season, which episode do you pick?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next time, bye! ~Mors