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Wels: Did you have to stab him?

Hels: You weren't there. You didn't hear what Beef said to me.

Wels: What did he say?

Hels: "What are you going to do? Stab me?"

Wels: Okay, fair enough.

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Zed, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, TFC.

TFC: Good morning, problem child.

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Zed: Impulse annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Tango: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Zed: Ah, but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over

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Ren: How did you find me?

Iskall: With the combined effort of tracking your unique magical aura, and a few helpful eyewitness accounts—

Doc: We put "bitch" in the GPS and it lead us right to you.

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Grian: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they are a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French.

Ex: Ask me if I'm a fucking horse. I dare you.

Grian: Tu es un cheval?

Ex: Nay.

Grian: Oh you MOTHERFUCKER-

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Mumbo: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today.

X, chugging an entire pot of coffee: Bold of you to assume current me isn't also hating myself for making the decisions that I am making

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Hypno: I think Jevin is secretly poisoning me

Impulse: Why??

Hypno: Whenever I see him, my heart rate picks up and I start to sweat.

Impulse: He's not poisoning you, that means you like him.

Hypno:

Hypno: That bitch.

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False: oh, hey Cleo

Cleo, internally: There she is, she's here, my favourite person in the world, the love of my life. fuck, I just want to stare at her and hold her and kiss her for the rest of my life-

Cleo, out loud: what the FUCK do you want

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Bdubs: Someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase "what is love" without also feeling the primal urge to respond with "baby don't hurt me".

Keralis: So at that point, people will say "baby don't hurt me"... no more?

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Cub: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be 'cool'. They're all posers

Scar: Cub, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral

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Beef: Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life. You're just too interesting.

Etho: I can stop being interesting. Watch this.

Etho: *freezes*

Etho:

Beef: Hello?

Etho:

Beef: Okay, well now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up.

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Ex: Hey Biffa, I think X mixed up our lunch boxes. Look.

Ex: [shows a paper with "I love you so much " written on it.]

Biffa: Oh, that explains this.

Biffa: [shows a second paper with "Please be good. For the love of God, be good" written on it.]

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Stress: What do you call an intergalactic romance?

Jevin: I don't know, what?

Stress: A spaceship!

Jevin: [trying to hide a smile] That's not funny at all.

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Joe: You can't do this. Stop dying immediately. I forbid it

xB, dying: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Scar: What goes up but never comes down?

BadTimes: The amount of stress you bring me.

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Today's Question:

How are you?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I'll see you again next week for the next one, bye! ~Mors