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X: Who are you supposed to be?

Jevin: I'm you. See my helmet, my coffee mug. And this is my husband-

X: I'm not married

Jevin: AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND

Hypno, stumbles across the room with a fake moustache and a suit on: Hi! I'm a spoon

Ex: Wow! He did what you could never do

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BadTimes: Its totally okay if you didn't wear a costume.

Hels: I did. I'm a straight person.

Ex: *from behind Hels* Sup, I'm not late for once.

Hels:

Hels: See.

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Biffa: Guys, we're out of candy.

X: What? Already? There's only been like three kids.

Biffa: Yeah, I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.

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Cub, testing a new potion: *reads Grian's mind*

Grians mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN'T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠

Cub: wtf

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Joe: Hey Cleo, what do you want to be for Halloween?

Cleo: Loved and appreciated

Joe: Oh

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Zed: Hey Impulse, wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

Impulse: No.

Zed: That's the spirit!

Impulse:

Impulse: I still wonder why I befriended you.

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xB, in a Halloween store: All these ghosts. All these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo.

Etho, who has a small sheet over himself: :(

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False: *staring at Stress's Monster* ...Is that a man?

Stress: Actually, it's several men. Parts of them, anyway.

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Keralis (dressed as a vampire): So Bdubs, where's your costume?

Bdubs (in his normal clothes): I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everybody else.

Keralis:

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[1 minute before October 31st]

Mumbo: *sleeping like a well adjusted adult who has to work in the morning*

[12 AM on the dot, October 31st]

Iskall: *kicks open door* THIS IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Mumbo: *shrieks and nearly falls out of bed*

Iskall: *belly flops on to the bed* *muffled singing*

Mumbo: WHY the hell are we married, again?

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Doc, about to do a haunted house: Okay, if the guy at the door asks who we are: I'm the leader, Bdubs is my number two, Beef's our combat strength, Etho's our intelligence and Ren is the canary.

Ren: "Canary"?

Doc: We send you in first, and if you die we know the room is dangerous.

Ren: Gee, thanks.

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TFC: *flips the calendar* It's October 1st.

*muffled banging*

TFC: shit

*falling-down-stairs-noises*

TFC: What have I done

Scar: *bursts out of nowhere* THIS IS HALLOWEEN. *begins singing*

TFC: *slams head onto a table* whyyy.

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Tango: what about we all get into the Halloween spirit and FUCKING DIE

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Wels: Jevin, I told you this was a 'costume party'.

Jevin, in his normal clothes: I AM in a costume.

Wels: Really? Who are you supposed to be?

Jevin: Your future husband.

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Beef: Maybe we should dress up as pizza and cheese this Halloween.

Etho: Why?

Beef: Because we belong together.

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Iskall: Grian! I thought I told you to wear an actual costume!

Grian: I am.

Iskall: You're just wearing a trash bag! Are you seriously going as trash for Halloween?

Grian: No, actually, but close.

Grian: I'm going as my dad.

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Hels: I can't find a costume for Halloween. Can I go as your boyfriend?

Ex: Only if you stay in character all year.

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Ren: It's a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from last Halloween.

Doc: I really don't think you were the target audience for that item.

Ren: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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Biffa: Get into the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

BadTimes: That's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal. 

BadTimes: So let's go!

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X: why are you two dressed up as each other?

Jevin: I couldn't think of anything scarier than Wels.

Wels: Hypno told me to dress up as the stupidest thing possible.

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Cleo: [kicks the G off graveyard sign]

Cleo: let's get this party started

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Tango: Hmm... What should I be for Halloween?

Zed: My boyfriend.

Tango: Zed, we're already dating.

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Hypno: [sighing] The day after St Patrick's Day needs its own name...

Wels: Like 'Let me lay here and die' day..

Jevin: Is it not already 'Walk of Shame' Day?

Wels: Isn't that the day after Halloween?

Hypno: Your Halloweens clearly go WAY differently than mine...

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Cub: Here's a life hack for you this Halloween!

Cub: When you see a Take One candy bowl on someone's porch, make sure no one is looking and shovel as much candy as you can into your pockets.

Cub: God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.

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Iskall, wearing a chicken costume: I'm a chicken!! And this! 

*holds Grian in a chick costume above their head* Is my little chicky!

Grian: Cheep Cheep Mother-cluckers.

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Wels: Jevin, I'm going to be a dinosaur for Halloween

Jevin: Really? Why?

Wels: So that I can roar at and bite people I don't like without getting in trouble.

Jevin:

Jevin: You are a beautiful monster.

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Ex: I've invited you to my private castle because I wish to play the deadliest game...

Scar, nodding wisely: Knife monopoly.

Ex:

Ex: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

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Zed: For Halloween, I'm going as a disappointment to my family.

Impulse: At least you don't need to buy a costume.

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Keralis: For this Halloween, I want to be a reverse-Toothfairy. I'll rob people than scatter human teeth on their bed!

Bdubs: Oh, so a dentist.

Keralis:

Keralis: Bubbles, If that's what your dentist does for you, than I suggest going to the police.

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Hypno: Hey what are you gonna be for Halloween

Mumbo: Student debt. Can't get scarier than that

Tango: Obviously gonna be a demon. Easy and can freak out normal people.

Hels: Myself.

Wels: Hey you can't do that!

Hels: Why not? I'm scary

Wels: Exactly! That's why I was gonna be you! Btw can I borrow your armour?

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Grian: X, what should I be for Halloween?

X: A decent adult, if you ask me.

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Cub: What is it called when you shoot someone on Halloween?

Scar: Trigger treating.

Mumbo: No, it's called homicide.

Grian: Trigger treating.

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Doc: Wow! great work on the Halloween decorations!

Ren: Yeah where did you get the fake skeletons BadTimes?

BadTimes: Fake...?

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X: Okay guys, for Halloween, we're gonna dress up as things that don't exist! What will yours be?

Scar: A mermaid!

Wels: An elf.

Biffa: My will to live.

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"I own Halloween. It's my jam. Halloween is the most important day of the year. It's the one day on my calendar where you're allowed to go around terrifying children and not be branded a psychopath." 

~Hels

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Hels: so you're celebrating Halloween this year, huh?

Wels, with a pumpkin on his head, listening to spooky scary skeletons and mimicking the iconic dance perfectly: oh what gave that away?

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Today's Question:

Since we can't go Trick-or-Treating this year, what would you have dressed up as?

Halloween is here! To answer my own question, I would have gone as a half skeleton half zombie. I hope you enjoyed this extra spooky chapter. Until next time, bye! ~Mors