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Scar: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Mumbo: Go the fuck to sleep Scar.

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Ex: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.

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Ren, to Doc: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.
Doc: ...
Ren: You are everything I've ever wanted in a best friend.

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Iskall: What is your favourite mythical story?
BadTimes: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Joe: I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Tfc: What is everyone for Halloween?
Keralis: I'm superman.
Jevin: A clown.
Tfc: So I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then?

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xB: I wanna die.
False: We all do, you aren't special!

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Impulse: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Cub: Neither.
Cub: Because they equal twelve.

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Zed: Life could be worse, Bdubs.
Bdubs: Life could be a lot better too!

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True: Today at 7 am, NPG poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Hels: I watched NPG brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think it ascended into the astral realm.
Stress: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

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Pearl: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Etho: No.
Gem: No.
Pearl: Didn't think so.

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Hypno: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Wels: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Cleo: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.
Grian: Aww, thanks—
Cleo: Which is probably why I've never reproduced.

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Tango: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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Beef: So I got this amazing plan!
X: We fail almost every time you say that.
Beef: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

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NPG, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Today's Question:

What other fandoms are you in?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors