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Hels: did you take out Wels as i told you to do?

Ex: yes, i did.

Hels: goo-

Ex: i was a bit embarrassed at first, but the date was great!

Ex: i took him to a restaurant i like and we had lots of fun

Ex: tomorrow we're gonna file the marriage papers

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Bdubs: Uh oh.

Etho: What?

Bdubs: Somebody's in love.

Doc: Yeah, right. I just think Ren is cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

[later that night, lying wide awake]

Doc: Uh oh.

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*In a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Impulse: Oh my god, Zed, drive backwards!

Zedaph: Really, Impy? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!

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X: NPG, is that my mug you're drinking out of?

NPG: No, it's mine.

X: It... looks just like the one I have...

NPG: You don't have one like this anymore.

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Stress: Is that a gun?!

Grian: It's not what it looks like!

Stress: It looks like a gun!

Grian: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like- but in my defence, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.

Stress: ...ANYMORE??

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Hypno: Do dragons fart fire? 

Gem: I don't know. 

Joe: I thought you went to university.

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Jevin, from the top bunk: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly

Beef, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you

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Tfc: Any news on Cub?

Scar: Yeah, he's made someone fall in love with him.

Tfc: Oh? Who?

Scar, holding back tears: Me.

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True: It's getting too hot to cuddle

BadTimes: Really?

True: Yes

BadTimes: *rolls onto True and latches onto xem like a octopus*

True: BADTIMES-

BadTimes: Guess we're going to have to suffer

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Tango: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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Wels: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

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False: I exist solely off of water and spite.

Iskall: Kind of like a weed?

False: Exactly like a weed.

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Cub: British people could see the devil himself and they'd be like hmmph old bloke innit

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Mumbo: If you cheat on me, you're only hurting your grandma, because me and my homies are jumping her.

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Keralis: How do you say "I would do anything for you" but make it sound causal?

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Ren: GUYS THERE'S A BOMB ON THE TRAIN! 

Pearl and Cleo: OBAMA'S ON THE TRAIN?? 

xB: NO, A BOMB! 

Cleo: Oh good I am not ready to meet Obama.

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Apologies for the prolonged absence recently, life is kinda fucked lol. Things should be back to normal now I've finished my exams. :) 

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors