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Beef: Hey BT, what's up?

BadTimes: I'm sitting in a pool of blood

Beef: Is it... your blood?

BadTimes: Yeah, I think so

Beef: Do you know where it's coming from?

BadTimes: Probably the stab wound

Beef: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!

BadTimes: Oh yeah definitely

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Impulse: just got kicked out of church cause i yelled "fuck the devil" what the fuck? i thought we hated this dude

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Grian: You like Jevin?

xB: Yes. Thoughts?

Grian: And prayers

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True: I'm questioning my choices right now.

X: At this point we all are.

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Scar: what is it like working with Doc?

Ren: imagine working for a completely mature, responsible, well-adjusted individual.

Scar: Alright.

Ren: now take that idea, and throw it out of the window

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False: prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

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Tfc: Gem's not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Mumbo: why not?

Gem, air quoting: i have "no regard for my or other's personal safety"— as some would say.

Wels: several of us ended up in the hospital, Gem.

Gem: only the weak.

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Pearl: And now a continuation of our previous investigation into whether I am literally the only person in the world, speaking to myself in a fit of madness caused by my inability to admit the tragedy of my own existence

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Hypno: I don't know if it's just me, but do you hate it when you go out and there is just people

Stress:

Stress: People .... what?

Hypno: What do you mean, what?

Stress:

Ex: I like this one

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Iskall: Bdubs is in trouble.

Etho: Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.

Etho: *internally* please be alright please be alright please be alright please be-

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NPG: Fuck!

Keralis: We've got to work on your cursing.

NPG: Why? I am pretty good at it already.

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Joe, adjusting his gramophone: This next song is dedicated to you. It is called You Are So Cute And I Am So Mad.

Joe: Because you are very cute. And I am very mad about it

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Bdubs: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Doc: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt

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Zed: You're weird

Cleo: You're short

Zed: I'm challenged

Cleo: I'm insane

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Hels: So basically my plan for being able to keep up with anything for pretty much my entire life is to just not sleep, drink a lot of coffee, and hope the power of spite can get me through it all.

Tango:

Tango: Do you take constructive criticism?

Hels: No.

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Jevin: homicide can't solve all your problems!

Cub: it has before

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Today's Question:

What is your zodiac sign?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors