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Biffa: Look at what I found!

Beef: I found it.

Biffa: Look at what I took credit for finding!

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Beef: You have to apologize to them Eth.

Etho: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Beef: This is so dumb

Cub: I know! It's so dumb it's brilliant!

Ren: No, its just dumb

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Stress: Everything will be okay. You can not stop it.

Doc: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Beef: What kind of pep talk is that?

Stress: Ominous positivity.

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X: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Beef: Thank god.

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Beef: Life is like Bdubs. It's short.

Bdubs: I can make it even shorter for you if you call me short one more time.

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Beef: I've been sleeping so little that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button.

Beef: I don't set up alarms, I set up timers.

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Beef: I don't know how this came to happen, but... As it seems... It- It came to my knowledge that- As... As it happens, apparently I... I love you.

Jevin: Oh, thanks. That's great to hear Beef.

Jevin: Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years.

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Tango, staring at Beef: he could fix me.

Gem: Aren't you supposed to want to fix him?

Tango: No he's perfect. I, on the other hand, am a mess and he could fix me.

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Beef: a human heart costs $500,000, but I'd give you mine for free

Iskall:

Iskall: why do you know the cost of a human heart?

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True: Well, we jumped ship and made our way to their barracks. When we got there we couldn't believe our eyes. They were the biggest band of cut- throats, villains and murderers you could ever hope to see. They were the scum of the earth.

Beef: So you didn't join them?

Joe: We tried to, but they wouldn't have us.

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Beef: So, kid, tell me a little about yourself.

Ex: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

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Hypno: Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't worry anyone.

Beef: We just figured you were dead.

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Beef: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Cleo: Oh, we've had worse.

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Keralis: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Beef periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'

Keralis: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Beef: Describe yourself in one word

Zed: Indescribable.

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xB: [talking about Beef] he can't be great at everything! He's probably a bad kisser or something!

Wels: nope, he's great at that too

xB: what

Wels: what

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BadTimes looking at Beef being stupid: I know I have to die some day, but I'm going to be really pissed if it's today and because of you.

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Grian: Dude. My sibling is off limits. Touch it again, and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

Beef: I accept this challenge.

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Scar: Do you remember when you told us not to burn down the kitchen?

Beef: You burned down the kitchen?!

Impulse: No we had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story!

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Doc: You wanna dance with the devil, you gotta live with it when he sets you on fire.

Beef: Okay... you gonna embroider that on a pillow or something?

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Beef: You seem so calm. How do you do it?

False: I'm asexual and give zero fucks.

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Pearl: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Hels: We have three, actually.

Beef: Pick your favorite.

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NPG: You know the friendship's real when there are rumors that you're gay dating.

Beef: "Friendship" my ass.

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Mumbo to Beef when he steals his food: you are the least wham person i've ever met you scrawny little rat

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Beef: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Tfc: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

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Todays Question:

Favourite day of the year?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors