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Scar, internally: I wonder what X is thinking about! He's so cool and mysterious!

X, internally: [wii music]

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Mumbo: Gather around, we have a problem

Grian: What? The fire?

Mumbo: No, the- wait there's a fire?!

Grian: Never mind, this sounds more interesting

Iskall: [Running past them with a fire extinguisher] GRIAN YOU CAN'T MICROWAVE FOIL NO MATTER WHAT YOUTUBE SAYS!

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Biffa: Void, both of us becoming 2nd tier admins is a really special moment and I think we should celebrate it by getting married.

X: ...No.

Biffa: Engaged?

X: No.

Biffa: Going steady?

X: No.

Biffa: A date?

X: No.

Biffa: A kiss?

X: No.

Biffa: A handshake?

X: No.

Biffa: I'll see you tomorrow?

X: Sure.

Biffa: I'll take it.

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Tango: Truth or Dare?

Zed: Truth.

Tango: What's the worst decision you've made while being drunk?

Zed: Not to brag but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Hels: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week

Wels: Why?

Hels: Builds character.

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BadTimes: Why is Hels asleep on your shoulder? 

Ex: Shut up! This is sweet! 

BadTimes: An hour ago you were complaining that it was annoying. 

Ex: I changed my mind.

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Cub: Scar can be... immature sometimes.

Bdubs: Sometimes? Remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink two caprisuns at once?

Scar: [Holding three caprisuns] Guys, you're not gonna believe this!

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Hypno: At level 20 of ADHD you can read a book and listen to a podcast at the same time.

Hypno: At level 40 you can read a transcript of a podcast while listening to an audiobook.

Jevin: And you don't process any of it.

Hypno: Well, of course not, I'm thinking about something someone said to me 3 years ago.

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Doc: This server isn't big enough for two PVP Masters!

False: Oh, you're a PVP player, just not a PVP Master.

Doc: What's the difference?

False, with her MCC crown on:

P R E S E N T A T I O N !

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Etho: you know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me. Like being the ice queen is bad luck or something.

Stress: Etho, being queen isn't bad luck.

Stress: the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dummy.

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Impulse: Ren, would you date a girl who is taller than you?

Ren: No.

Impulse: Don't you think that's a little shallow?

Ren: Impulse, I'm gay.

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Cleo: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Keralis: ...we're in creative mode?

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TFC: Why are you always so paranoid?

xB: I threw a boomerang many years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

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Beef: Why is all of my underwear in the freezer?

Joe: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow" and put them in. Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you

Beef:

Beef: That explains so much.

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Etho: Studying? More like student dying! Am I right or am I right?

TFC: Are you okay?

Etho: I have been awake for 103 hours.

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Iskall: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has way less space to be bottled up in.

X: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Scar: Spiders.

Stress: Wasps.

Mumbo: Grian.

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Joe: Am I in hell?

X: No, Joe. If you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

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Today's Question:

If you could live in any country other than the one you currently live in which country would it be?

I came up with two headcanons recently. Etho goes to night school and the Evils' Gang run a coffee shop on a different server. It doesn't make much sense but I just wanted someone to know. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors